Most Valuable College Majors 2019

[MDB111™]

Most of you are too stupid to understand what I am about to say, but I will try anyway:

The biggest and most secure profession of this century will be Artificial Intelligence (AI). If you want your kid to be guaranteed endless job offers, security and an easy $200,000/year job, AI is the path. If you are pushing your kid towards carpentry then you should be jailed for child abuse.

Case in point: my 7 year old granddaughter is a prodigy. She has been part of the Northwestern University gifted children's program (chemistry, math) since she was 5. She just passed the high school Spanish test for proficiency. She has won public speaking contests at 7. Earlier this month she and her partner won the regional Robotics competition for 7-10 year olds and will be competing in the national finals in Silicon Valley in 3 weeks. Interesting is that she is the only white person in the contest. If you clowns werent such asswipes I would link the youtube video of her victory

My daughter and I are plotting her future and AI is the best path we believe. I have already 529 funded her college education. Do your kids a favor and resist leading them down the same failed path you followed and heed my advice. Just say no to swinging a hammer

Eat shit asswipe.
I know carpentry and restoration.
You ever think people might own their own company? I probably have more money than you too ya dildo

 

[Omeletpants]

Eat shit asswipe.
I know carpentry and restoration.
You ever think people might own their own company? I probably have more money than you too ya dildo

Don't buy it, nail pounder

 

[Omeletpants]

Bright enough to go to a top 25 public university on scholarship you old senile ****.

University of Chicago? That's where I got my MBA

 

[number51]

University of Chicago? That's where I got my MBA

Willy Loman fantasy, no one believes you, you are an uneducated idiot.

 

[MDB111™]

Don't buy it, nail pounder

Someone has to build your nursing home.

 

[Fatman LOU]

Update:

My granduaghter's korean partner and his parents decided to come over to their house to meet up before the Silicon Valley competition. I told my son in law not to let them eat their dogs. Was that wrong?

You should have your 4 year old granddaughter spell check before you post . granduaghter?

 

[Fatman LOU]

As a computer science major I can’t even begin to tell you how smart that was and how it will help them down the line. I sometimes struggle with coding simply bc I haven’t been doing it as long as the other kids who started at like 5 or 6.

Thanks i appreciate that .

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

My grandaughter was writing code on her Sphero at 4

Nobody believes that you've had sex. At least, consensual sex.

 

[MDB111™]

In this day and age, one can get paid to play video games. I tell my son all the time I don't care what he does, just do it well. Be the best at it and you'll be fine. Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

In this day and age, one can get paid to play video games. I tell my son all the time I don't care what he does, just do it well. Be the best at it and you'll be fine. Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

We talked about this the other day in ice breaker activity in class. You ask a student what they want to be when they grow up, and they'll say lawyer, or doctor, or some job that will of course pay them $100,000 after college. You know what you never hear someone say they want to be when they grow up? Happy. Or satisfied. Or fulfilled.

We have our fucking priorities out of whack.

 

[Urblock]

Don't buy it, nail pounder

I like you but stop putting down people that go down a different road. Some of us made a ton of money working with our hands and head. Retired at 59 and all is good.

 

[Omeletpants]

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

Did you write that, King of Cliches?

 

[Omeletpants]

I like you but stop putting down people that go down a different road. Some of us made a ton of money working with our hands and head. Retired at 59 and all is good.

But not Leomax, he is borderline Special person

 

[MDB111™]

We talked about this the other day in ice breaker activity in class. You ask a student what they want to be when they grow up, and they'll say lawyer, or doctor, or some job that will of course pay them $100,000 after college. You know what you never hear someone say they want to be when they grow up? Happy. Or satisfied. Or fulfilled.

We have our fucking priorities out of whack.

amen brotha

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

But not Leomax, he is borderline Special person

Calm down, suspected rapist.

 

[MDB111™]

Did you write that, King of Cliches?

I didn't pen that ya dick licker