Mowed the yard today.

[Urblock]

Me and John Deere. Fucking with my good friend that lives next to me. Also I bought this thing last fall and used it once.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Did you buy a 100+" TV and a sports car or perhaps a motorcycle?

 

[Urblock]

A Lawn tractor , F150 and an Aussie. He may be dead soon. Jesus this dog is way smarter than he should be. Sooner or later if you live in the country you will need a new mower, new truck and new dog. Since my big crash I am afraid of bikes.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Heard dat.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Me and John Deere. Fucking with my good friend that lives next to me. Also I bought this thing last fall and used it once.

Does it have a blade for snow?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Me and John Deere. Fucking with my good friend that lives next to me. Also I bought this thing last fall and used it once.

Why not just pay mexicans to do it for you?

 

[Urblock]

My dog doesn't like them.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Why not just pay mexicans to do it for you?

Racist

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Racist

Huh? Give them 10 bucks and they'll make your lawn look like a million bucks.

You need to hire more Mexican labor, Spunky.

 

[Urblock]

Not with a 65 pound Aussie chasing them

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Not with a 65 pound Aussie chasing them

My 70 pound shepeherd loves mexicans... not too fond of blacks though.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

My dog doesn't like them.

It is funny but that is true for a lot of dogs.

 

[R_Mac_1]

Bought a house that came with a riding mower. First time owning one so I'm kind of looking forward to mowing for once. Did a tune up with oil and filter, air and fuel filters, spark plugs and blades the other day.

 

[Urblock]

Mowing the yard on March 30 was great. 2 guys flipped me off as they went by. That happens. Slackers.

 

[Omeletpants]

Did a tune up with oil and filter, air and fuel filters, spark plugs and blades the other day.

Show off

 

[botfly10]

Mowing the yard on March 30 was great. 2 guys flipped me off as they went by. That happens. Slackers.

I don't get it. Why did they flip you off?

 

[Unannounced Fart]

I just saw a guy do a double flip off today. We were at a 4 way intersection, stop signs at all 4 intersections. I was behind this guy, and he didn't wait his turn and just drove ahead. The drivers waiting at the intersections to his left and right both honked at him. The asshole driver then proceeded to raise both arms and flipped off the guy to his right and left at the same time. What a dickhead.

 

[Urblock]

I don't get it. Why did they flip you off?

Probably because I was mowing and they aren't ready to yet. Both were smiling.

 

[xer0h0ur]

I just saw a guy do a double flip off today. We were at a 4 way intersection, stop signs at all 4 intersections. I was behind this guy, and he didn't wait his turn and just drove ahead. The drivers waiting at the intersections to his left and right both honked at him. The asshole driver then proceeded to raise both arms and flipped off the guy to his right and left at the same time. What a dickhead.

Dem skills doe. Its the classic driving with one knee to free up both hands for the flip offs. I tip my hat to that man.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Urblock's lawnmower adventure...can't resist the humor.

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