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Can I borrow your mower, and maybe the dog for a short time? Also, will you drive them to Oregon?
Mowed the yard today.
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He should have brought his dog with him to keep the cops busy as he raced away. :lmao:Urblock's lawnmower adventure...can't resist the humor.
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Jackass Lame disliked me and called my dog fugly. Going to let Grim take care of this.
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I love your dog and also have a herd of Mexicans on my property that need organizing.
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He's the dog for that job.
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Lamesz*.... he told me to **** my mother once.... true story.
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Report his dislike. That ****** isz due for another banning.
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Urblock's lawnmower adventure...can't resist the humor.
[video=youtube;vIyWt16e8oo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIyWt16e8oo[/video]
Funny how many nerds think that shit is real.
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Does she look like your sistersz? Maybe you should keep an open mind about such suggestionsz?
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Fake or not it's funny. A couple of years back there was a small town about an hour south that had a council member who got too many DUIs and started driving his mower around town. Then he got one while driving the mower. :lmao:
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I once got pulled over in a gator going on a beer run. I was lucky though, the cop pulled me over right before I crossed over into Indiana and he gave me a break because he was an Ohio cop who happened to have bought beef from my family at the farmer's market that weekend. He told me that if the Indiana state boys got me I would have gone to jail...
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damn, why couldn't they just leave that guy alone? He was driving what, 3 mph?
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wait, you mean its illegal to drive a mower drunk? wtf
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drunk or not, mowers aren't street legal if that is what you are asking...
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Great Lynch movie if anyone has never seen it. About an old guy who rides his lawn mower across the state line to visit his sick brother. Not a crazy ass mind warping movie par typical Lynch but a pretty fucking damn cute story.
Yah I said "cute". **** you all.
Great Lynch movie if anyone has never seen it. About an old guy who rides his lawn mower across the state line to visit his sick brother. Not a crazy ass mind warping movie par typical Lynch but a pretty fucking damn cute story.
Yah I said "cute". **** you all.
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True story, I knew a guy who got a DUI while riding a horse.
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I've been stopped more than a few times on my bicycle but never given any kind of citation.
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I grew up on a horse farm. Fall asleep they will take you home.
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My buddy's uncle got a DUI while riding his bicycle.
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