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I've only been in my neighborhood for about six months, but my neighbors are generally pretty cool. The people who live on one side of me are total alcoholics. Always friendly, though. When my fiance and I moved in back in July, they cooked us dinner and got us a gift card to Target, that was really nice. They sit outside and pound cases of beer while I sit outside and do bong rips. The family on my other side are super old and pretty much chase each other up their walkway on their Rascal scooters and do wheelies. Just typical old people. Always whine about garbage day, who throws out more shit, who has the nicer shrubs.
When I mow the grass, we all always end up outside at the same time bull shitting. We brag about who has the more bad ass lawn mower (me obviously) and the old guy seriously comes over with that stupid survey equipment and looks at our property lines like once a week. He's planted small little shrubs to divide our yards, but I always end up running them over with my lawn mower and drop kicking the roots into his yard. Stupid dick, get out of my yard!
When I mow the grass, we all always end up outside at the same time bull shitting. We brag about who has the more bad ass lawn mower (me obviously) and the old guy seriously comes over with that stupid survey equipment and looks at our property lines like once a week. He's planted small little shrubs to divide our yards, but I always end up running them over with my lawn mower and drop kicking the roots into his yard. Stupid dick, get out of my yard!
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You're actually a woman?.
After all these years I'm just finding this out now.
Damn, never would have guessed.
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Keep fisch the **** away from me......that is all
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You're actually a woman?.
After all these years I'm just finding this out now.
Damn, never would have guessed.
Haha what the hell are you always talking about? Do I get my very own troll now? I have always wanted one!
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Back-up the truck, you're not Capdata from Cubs.com?.
You're using the avatar so I assumed...apparently incorrectly.
lol
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Haha nope. This is the only Cubs forum I post on. I was thinking maybe you had me confused with somebody.... Or you were just a crazy person haha. I think when I first joined here, because of my avatar another guy thought I was someone from somewhere.
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My neighbors all pretty much suck and I don't talk to any of them.
The ones on one side of us are basically rednecks. She works, he sits at home and collects disability or some shit like that. They've got a bunch of random crap piled about 3 feet high behind their garage and they mow half their lawn (which is loaded with dog crap) about once a month.
The neighbors on the other side are an older couple who we've had all sorts of problems with since we moved in.
We suspect (but don't have proof) that they've let our dogs out of our yard numerous times and one of their grand kids once told our kids that they had shot BBs at our dogs at some point in time.
They have a bad habit of cutting the hedges that divide our yards and then throwing the clippings into our yard. One year we cut them all the way to the ground and they yelled at us about it even though the hedges are on our property and we can cut them as low as we want.
The guy owns his own lawn care service and is absolutely in love with his riding mower. He actually mows the grass in our side yard (again OUR property) so much that it turned yellow.
Just last year he called the city on us when a piece of our fence fell over into his yard. The city gave us 2 weeks to take the fence down. Sure it needed to be replaced eventually but we really had to struggle to come up with the money to put up a new fence in two weeks. We couldn't go without a fence because of our dogs. He could have knocked on our door and we could've explained the situation but he must have the city's number on speed dial. We get a letter in the mail from them every time he calls and complains that our grass is too long.
The neighbors directly behind us must not like us even though we've never actually met them. They put a privacy fence up along their back yard between our two yards even though there was already a chain-link fence there. Now there is about a 2 foot gap between the fences where weeds grow. I just go out there every summer and spray the shit out of everything in that gap with weed-killer.
The ones on one side of us are basically rednecks. She works, he sits at home and collects disability or some shit like that. They've got a bunch of random crap piled about 3 feet high behind their garage and they mow half their lawn (which is loaded with dog crap) about once a month.
The neighbors on the other side are an older couple who we've had all sorts of problems with since we moved in.
We suspect (but don't have proof) that they've let our dogs out of our yard numerous times and one of their grand kids once told our kids that they had shot BBs at our dogs at some point in time.
They have a bad habit of cutting the hedges that divide our yards and then throwing the clippings into our yard. One year we cut them all the way to the ground and they yelled at us about it even though the hedges are on our property and we can cut them as low as we want.
The guy owns his own lawn care service and is absolutely in love with his riding mower. He actually mows the grass in our side yard (again OUR property) so much that it turned yellow.
Just last year he called the city on us when a piece of our fence fell over into his yard. The city gave us 2 weeks to take the fence down. Sure it needed to be replaced eventually but we really had to struggle to come up with the money to put up a new fence in two weeks. We couldn't go without a fence because of our dogs. He could have knocked on our door and we could've explained the situation but he must have the city's number on speed dial. We get a letter in the mail from them every time he calls and complains that our grass is too long.
The neighbors directly behind us must not like us even though we've never actually met them. They put a privacy fence up along their back yard between our two yards even though there was already a chain-link fence there. Now there is about a 2 foot gap between the fences where weeds grow. I just go out there every summer and spray the shit out of everything in that gap with weed-killer.
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Damn, do you live in the city or the suburbs?
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LOL...I assumed w/o even asking. Your posting styles are very similar, probably why I'm not the first to have made the error.
Damn internet, can't even tell who is who anymore.
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LOL...I assumed w/o even asking. Your posting styles are very similar, probably why I'm not the first to have made the error.
Damn internet, can't even tell who is who anymore.
Haha I hope that's not a bad thing. But yeah, the internet is very misleading. I seen the post where people think there are multiple Sunbiz's or something of that nature.
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i love how Sunbiz has thought Mr. Cub was a different person this whole time.
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I have no issues because I killed everyone. Im hardcore Chi-Town blood. We dont take shit.
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I have no issues because I killed everyone. Im hardcore Chi-Town blood. We dont take shit.
:lmao:
You just won the thread.