Neighbour warfare

[AussieBear]

So, "my friend" is a get off my lawn type and has been having the shits with a young full of life couple next door to him. He says they are inconsiderate of those around them with all their noise, partying and their free living spirit just rubs him the wrong way.

He has decided to take matters in his own hands and declared war - unbeknownst to the young first home buying couple...

Steps he has taken:

He started to breed mosquitoes in various stagnant water pits along their shared fence line. And burns mosquito repellent at night to keep the pests on the other side of the fence.

He purposely opened cans of cat food and sits them outside to rot. Once they reached rotten larva stage he would fling lil chunks over the fence to create swarms of flies.

He also started throwing small bits of dog poop over the fence to feed such flies and keep them in their yard.

He lights cigars and burns them near the fence line when the neighbors doors and windows are open

He stated that the BBQs have lessen due to guests complaining about all the mosquitoes. Or so thats what he said he overheard and assumed the lower amounts of get together have to do with mosquitoes and all the flies.

What other steps could i relay to the old man... that wont cause property damage..... rather just unknown annoyance.

I just think my friend has too much time on his hands.

the art of almost.

a once up and coming thick one with the name to drive dat search.. her name siri...

 

[Tater]

The flaming bag of shit is an oldie but goodie.

 

[Urblock]

Your friend is a cocksucker that I would kill.

 

[Omeletpants]

Hey, that's my brother!!!!!!

 

[airtime143]

my solution to bad neighbors was to buy the house from the landlord and move my drunk elderly mom in there.

If your neighbor is an early riser, he should do his noisiest chores as early as possible the day after they have a party.
store his open garbage cans on the shared fence line.
reroute his downspouts on that side of the house to the fence line and create a quaqmire along the fence....


or he could just talk to them and ask them to be more considerate.

 

[Urblock]

Up until that last part I thought you were going on the must kill list. :yep:

 

[Monster]

The young couple should put a couple ounces of meth in his garage and call the FBI.

 

[Camden Cutler]

your friend is a passive aggressive *****

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

 

[ijustposthere]

Your friend sounds like a massive ****** bag. God forbid others have a social life.

 

[Sunbiz1]

I once had neighbors *renting next door, who actually did drive on my grass creating mud pits.

My solution was to utilize pieces of plywood with 2 inch drywall screws inserted facing up in those mud pits.

Your neighbor sounds like the passive-aggressive type, when a direct approach yields better results.

If the offending party owns said property, reasonable discussion with that party is a good solution.

If they are renting, use the drywall screws.:lol:

 

[xer0h0ur]

You need to go into the mind of a passive aggressive person to understand their logic. They probably figure that if they tip off their neighbor(s) to their displeasure and the neighbor(s) ignore it then they will be aware of who most likely is fucking with them.

 

[botfly10]

what a fucking coward. you can pass that along.

 

[ShiftyDevil]

So, "my friend" is a get off my lawn type and has been having the shits with a young full of life couple next door to him. He says they are inconsiderate of those around them with all their noise, partying and their free living spirit just rubs him the wrong way.

He has decided to take matters in his own hands and declared war - unbeknownst to the young first home buying couple...

Steps he has taken:

He started to breed mosquitoes in various stagnant water pits along their shared fence line. And burns mosquito repellent at night to keep the pests on the other side of the fence.

He purposely opened cans of cat food and sits them outside to rot. Once they reached rotten larva stage he would fling lil chunks over the fence to create swarms of flies.

He also started throwing small bits of dog poop over the fence to feed such flies and keep them in their yard.

He lights cigars and burns them near the fence line when the neighbors doors and windows are open

He stated that the BBQs have lessen due to guests complaining about all the mosquitoes. Or so thats what he said he overheard and assumed the lower amounts of get together have to do with mosquitoes and all the flies.

What other steps could i relay to the old man... that wont cause property damage..... rather just unknown annoyance.

I just think my friend has too much time on his hands.

Tell him to stop being such a pussy ***** and go talk to his neighbors like a rational human.

 

[KittiesKorner]

our downstairs neighbor who looks like rex grossman and who is now officially an unemployed "house husband" has taken to pissing off his second floor porch into the walkway of the condo next door. Some new people just moved in below them and have woken up to see a stream of piss near their bedroom window.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

our downstairs neighbor who looks like rex grossman and who is now officially an unemployed "house husband" has taken to pissing off his second floor porch into the walkway of the condo next door. Some new people just moved in below them and have woken up to see a stream of piss near their bedroom window.

:lmao:Its sick funny upon hearing of someone seeing a stream out their window. Fortunately you're upstairs from the ******. Seems once the guy pissing out his window is confronted with this he should be totally embarrassed and stop doing it.

 

[AussieBear]

our downstairs neighbor who looks like rex grossman and who is now officially an unemployed "house husband" has taken to pissing off his second floor porch into the walkway of the condo next door. Some new people just moved in below them and have woken up to see a stream of piss near their bedroom window.

your neighbor or your other you?..

 

[AussieBear]

well i talked to my friend to find out more details..

first off i try not to judge my friends - i try and help out where i can.. so if he's all in on this thing so be it.

I did ask him why not talk to the couple.. He said the guy confronted him and tried to intimidate him after someone called the police and complained about noise during an all night party. Funny thing, my friend wasnt even home that night and after clarifying this to the neighbor, that guy didnt even have to common courtesy to apologize for calling my friend out when it wasn't him.

My friend said he stepped up his game. He modified a RC helicopter that can dump a lil cup that holds around a tablespoon of liquid and he has started to dump various liquids on his enemies property. He dropped some stink liquid he collected from some novelty toy and has been dropping it in the neighbors gutter so it will spill and be washed into their yard. He also dump some cat female hormone/urine?? to attract male cats that wander the neighborhood.

 

[Tater]

I'd say he's "All In".

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

well i talked to my friend to find out more details..

first off i try not to judge my friends - i try and help out where i can.. so if he's all in on this thing so be it.

I did ask him why not talk to the couple.. He said the guy confronted him and tried to intimidate him after someone called the police and complained about noise during an all night party. Funny thing, my friend wasnt even home that night and after clarifying this to the neighbor, that guy didnt even have to common courtesy to apologize for calling my friend out when it wasn't him.

My friend said he stepped up his game. He modified a RC helicopter that can dump a lil cup that holds around a tablespoon of liquid and he has started to dump various liquids on his enemies property. He dropped some stink liquid he collected from some novelty toy and has been dropping it in the neighbors gutter so it will spill and be washed into their yard. He also dump some cat female hormone/urine?? to attract male cats that wander the neighborhood.

The more that comes out here it seems like there is enough ammo here for the making of a movie. Actually the neighbor wars movie has probably been done already. The helicopter dumping stuff on the lawn is priceless.