Neighbour warfare

[AussieBear]

The more that comes out here it seems like there is enough ammo here for the making of a movie. Actually the neighbor wars movie has probably been done already. The helicopter dumping stuff on the lawn is priceless.

idk how many movies there are about it, all i know is my wife made me sit through a one last year called bad neighbours.. its part of the deal of marriage i suppose, i made her sit through interstellar.

yeah i thought the helicopter part was pretty funny.. he keeps telling me plans, but i dont put much into them until he goes through with them.. like the rc drops..

ill probably go over there in a week or two and see what hes been up to.. i cant wait

the art of almost.

a once up and coming thick one with the name to drive dat search.. her name siri...

 

[Tater]

idk how many movies there are about it, all i know is my wife made me sit through a one last year called bad neighbours.. its part of the deal of marriage i suppose, i made her sit through interstellar.

yeah i thought the helicopter part was pretty funny.. he keeps telling me plans, but i dont put much into them until he goes through with them.. like the rc drops..

ill probably go over there in a week or two and see what hes been up to.. i cant wait

He needs tpo watch "Neighbors", with John Beloshi and Dan Aykroyd.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Gotta give him credit, he's come up with some pretty ingenious stuff.


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[RiDLer80]

Your friend is a real dickhead, but he's a creative dickhead.

 

[Jester]

our downstairs neighbor who looks like rex grossman and who is now officially an unemployed "house husband" has taken to pissing off his second floor porch into the walkway of the condo next door. Some new people just moved in below them and have woken up to see a stream of piss near their bedroom window.

http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i:aps,k:electric bug zapper racket

You can tell them to get an electric bug killer racket. Simply place it on the stream of pee and it will shock him bad. I know this because we were having one of our tractor races and got pretty intoxicated. Anyway, I bet a friend of mine to pee on one of these electric rackets and it brought him to his knees.

I don't know what people have against peeing outside though.

 

[Urblock]

http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i:aps,k:electric bug zapper racket

You can tell them to get an electric bug killer racket. Simply place it on the stream of pee and it will shock him bad. I know this because we were having one of our tractor races and got pretty intoxicated. Anyway, I bet a friend of mine to pee on one of these electric rackets and it brought him to his knees.

I don't know what people have against peeing outside though.

:lmao:

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Have your friend read this article. This woman has fucking with people down to a science. (minus the whole getting arrested part)

http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sentenced-tormenting-couple-devastated-losing-bidding-war/story?id=28877765

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

And if you don't want to get arrested but just want to be a dick.... Why not tell your friend to mow his lawn every other day at 5:30AM?

 

[xer0h0ur]

Honestly she went way overboard compared to his neighbor. The sex ad was plain old malicious as ****.

 

[xer0h0ur]

And if you don't want to get arrested but just want to be a dick.... Why not tell your friend to mow his lawn every other day at 5:30AM?

There are ordinances over when is the earliest time you can mow your lawn. He should look it up locally and do it literally as the clock strikes the earliest hour he can legally do it. Even better if he does it literally the day after they had a party.

 

[Urblock]

Have your friend read this article. This woman has fucking with people down to a science. (minus the whole getting arrested part)

http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sentenced-tormenting-couple-devastated-losing-bidding-war/story?id=28877765

Looks like a man. Whatever it is it deserves death. Crazy evil creature. The young woman was pregnant.

 

[AussieBear]

So i went to have a beer with the bud and let me tell you something - hes crazy.

As soon as i pull up and look over at his neighbors house i see a scene from the birds. The roof has about 10-15 birds just hanging out and there is bird shit all over it.

I asked my friend wtf was that.. i knew he was behind it.. He went on to tell me he modified his rc heli to carry a small piece of cheese cloth that acted like his cup and one side releases when he hits a button...He has started dropping small amounts of bird seed. He said he came up with the idea because the cats that would come by would just wander off and he wanted to keep them around.

He started dropping bird seed in the yard and on his neighbors roof. He said after about a week the birds just started to stay around and the cats that came around stay longer too. He said the best part of it is that all the bird seed he drops is gone before the neighbor gets home and their is no evidence left.. Just loads of bird shit. One bird even started building a nest in the gutter.

He said the neighbor has called out a pest person too.. perhaps its the rotten smell from the stink liquid.. we dont know.. we are just speculating.

the art of almost.

a once up and coming thick one with the name to drive dat search.. her name siri...

 

[Bearin' Down]

So, "my friend" is a get off my lawn type and has been having the shits with a young full of life couple next door to him. He says they are inconsiderate of those around them with all their noise, partying and their free living spirit just rubs him the wrong way.

He has decided to take matters in his own hands and declared war - unbeknownst to the young first home buying couple...

Steps he has taken:

He started to breed mosquitoes in various stagnant water pits along their shared fence line. And burns mosquito repellent at night to keep the pests on the other side of the fence.

He purposely opened cans of cat food and sits them outside to rot. Once they reached rotten larva stage he would fling lil chunks over the fence to create swarms of flies.

He also started throwing small bits of dog poop over the fence to feed such flies and keep them in their yard.

He lights cigars and burns them near the fence line when the neighbors doors and windows are open

He stated that the BBQs have lessen due to guests complaining about all the mosquitoes. Or so thats what he said he overheard and assumed the lower amounts of get together have to do with mosquitoes and all the flies.

What other steps could i relay to the old man... that wont cause property damage..... rather just unknown annoyance.

I just think my friend has too much time on his hands.

Tell him to stop being so passive aggressive and go talk to them. He sounds like a giant pussy.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

He's doing this just because his neighbors get a little noisy? Lol, this guy has problems. If he were my friend, I wouldn't even associate with him anymore.

 

[The Hawk]

The next door neighbors of mine are Korean. A couple with a son (adult) who lives with them. THe wife is fucking NUTS. She's been dragged out of the house by cops at least three times in the last year or so. Seems like she goes after the dad and son with kitchen knives when she gets pissed at them. Anyway, one day last year I looked out my living room window to see this person squatting on my lawn. There she was in her ugliness, taking a shit on my front lawn. I went out the door and asked her if she wanted some toilet paper Least I could do. Truth be told, I am scared shitless(pun intended) of this woman. God forbid that this house has a gun or guns in it.

 

[The Hawk]

our downstairs neighbor who looks like rex grossman and who is now officially an unemployed "house husband" has taken to pissing off his second floor porch into the walkway of the condo next door. Some new people just moved in below them and have woken up to see a stream of piss near their bedroom window.

Must be Cubs fans, eh?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I believe the OP to be a liar.

 

[L GUAPO]

I believe Gustavas A doltanus to be a total moron

 

[Icculus]

I believe the OP to be a liar.

I prefer to call him a creative storyteller.

 

[DC]

Lol jester.