Occupation

[truthbedamned]

This is a thread hopefully is for us to reveal exactly what we do for a living. No fancy titles and acronyms allowed. An IT specialist is not a damned job. A guy who imiges laptops and sends them to new employees is a job. A sanitation engineer is not a job. Dumping your garbage in a truck is a job. Peripatetic catering operative.....Pizza Delivery. Marine Coating Technician.......Fish and Chip guy. You get the gist. I will begin...like what the hell

Sr. Applications Engineer........you know that littles square thing sitting on your desk you always ignore? That thing with the buttons labeled 0-9 with a * and a #? The thing some call a "telephone"? I have been installing them and working on them for 38 years. Along with everything that goes with them. Like when you call the state and no matter what you press you can not seem to get to a human being......bingo...that is me making sure that no matter what you press you just continue to be frustrated and pissed off......In the old days.......I was known as the "phone guy". How about you?

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Entrepreneur

 

[ShiftyDevil]

I'm a database administrator, which is a pretty accurate depiction of what my primary job is. I manage and build databases, as well as move, manage and build data. When not doing that I assist application/web developers and data scientists as well as analysts hook into my databases and manipulate the data they need.

 

[Omeletpants]

Frontier Gynecologist

 

[Monster]

When one of our service members is seriously wounded sick or injured I stay in contact with them and their families to ensure their needs are met throughout the recovery process. I love my job, but it can break your heart.

 

[Monster]

Frontier Gynecologist

You look at junk from the old west?

 

[remydat]

I'm an auditor or public accountant. So when you pick up Microsoft's financial statements, it's me that independently reviews the numbers and makes sure Microsoft isn't lying to you about it's assets, liabilities, income, and expenses.

 

[Omeletpants]

You look at junk from the old west?

I help crusty old broads

 

[Omeletpants]

I'm an auditor or public accountant.

No, you are not. That would be a fucking dream job.

 

[Tater]

I'm a recruiter (IT, Accounting, Engineering, Supply Chain, Management, Executive....). Mainly the first three examples.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

I play quarterback for the Chicago Bears.

 

[ytsejam]

Secret agent. Undercover ninja.
Shhh...!

 

[ruprecht]

Most of these guys dont have jobs.

 

[DC]

I'm my wife's slave.

 

[Omeletpants]

I play quarterback for the Chicago Bears.

That means that 95% of all Bears fans hate you

 

[Tater]

I hear BHP is a fluffer.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

I'm a freelance conjugal visitor. The pay kinda sucks, but at least it's a legit excuse to get some strange.

 

[JimJohnson]

Stripper

 

[Nick80]

I should be working on the London Underground but I am a selfish **** that pushes people away thus ruining peoples lives on the internet so much they start threads aimed at me in the Bar to take me away from talking about football.

I'm also an emogothlord. My name is obsidian blackshear mcknight the third or III.

Have at it.

 

[truthbedamned]

I am supposed to get all pissed off and hate all of you because you are fucking bumpkins and can not or will not stay on topic. But 99% of you are funny as hell so I love you all. Now go **** a cactus.

Goodnight