Off topic (slightly) help please with bears related situation

[VickAshley✅️verified]

I am negotiating with a prospective seller towards being considered as a buyer of this Chicago Bears themed pin-ball machine to add towards my gaming collection inside my recreation room but I need to be finding a new PB tech to have it fully vetted before I make a serious bid upon it because my old tech who was literally 90 years old is now deceased from auto erotic asphyxiation which is besides the point but I question as to weather there was Fowl play involved because how do you literally die at ninety years old from that if you have been literally choking yourself while masterbating your PENIS for decades and know how dangerous it is and likely have the experience towards avoiding becoming deceased from jerking off while strangulating yourselve? But that's nearly hear nor there I just need a new pinball guy and will pay for expenses and a extra 10% of sale price if it checks out, must accept ETH for payment.

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

That would be a great addition to the bears theatre room FUCK

 

[Heidenlarm]

As Carlin would say, "he didn't know if he was coming or going."

 

[nc0gnet0]

I don't think it can pass.

 

[Chicoman]

Nice. Fowl play while chokin the chicken. well played.

 

[VickAshley✅️verified]

I don't think it can pass.

Literally don't care if it is broken or even missing parts I will just be auditing it for the sakeness of a appropriate bid and the authentricity of the machine itselve.