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I think some of you are missing the point of having a huge bear rug that you killed. When people come over and ask about it, it provides a great conversation starter.
JC: "The bear rug? Oh yes it was a exhilarating experience! I had shit clue how to actually find a bear, so I paid some toothless backwards ass folks in Montana thousands of dollars, to use their dogs to scare the shit out of and chase a black bear.
I was sitting in a nice heated blind with a properly temperatured snifter of brandy, when I heard this loud roar!... on the walkie talkie... and then this guy handed me this big gun with a magnification thing pointed directly at the bears snarling teeth, it was so magnified , it seem like the bear was right there, I wet myself just a bit before I remembered it was actually cornered some 300 ft away.
Then I pulled the little stick thingy that makes the gun boom and to my shear delight blood spurted from that bears head, like he had no idea what was happening. I was so aroused I actually texted Kristen that we should get together again, before I came to my senses and just to a "walk" in the bushes.
After I collected myself, I was driven to the lifeless carcass for photos, of course with proper security, you know being that another bear or wolves may show up and surprise us with that smell of blood everywhere.
Anyway, there is truly nothing like being in nature and admiring it's majestic creatures before you kill them for no reason."
JC: "The bear rug? Oh yes it was a exhilarating experience! I had shit clue how to actually find a bear, so I paid some toothless backwards ass folks in Montana thousands of dollars, to use their dogs to scare the shit out of and chase a black bear.
I was sitting in a nice heated blind with a properly temperatured snifter of brandy, when I heard this loud roar!... on the walkie talkie... and then this guy handed me this big gun with a magnification thing pointed directly at the bears snarling teeth, it was so magnified , it seem like the bear was right there, I wet myself just a bit before I remembered it was actually cornered some 300 ft away.
Then I pulled the little stick thingy that makes the gun boom and to my shear delight blood spurted from that bears head, like he had no idea what was happening. I was so aroused I actually texted Kristen that we should get together again, before I came to my senses and just to a "walk" in the bushes.
After I collected myself, I was driven to the lifeless carcass for photos, of course with proper security, you know being that another bear or wolves may show up and surprise us with that smell of blood everywhere.
Anyway, there is truly nothing like being in nature and admiring it's majestic creatures before you kill them for no reason."
