Officail tardigrade thread and mock drafts

[Discus fish salesman]

@tardigrade can you answer this

Also @VashalasX could you share your mock draft please?

 

[KittiesKorner]

thanks for the question, @Chicagosports89 . Tardigrades are BLM-loving pinkos and as such, consider gender to be fluid and don't care "who wears the pants in the family". In fact, if hungry enough, they would cannibalize their own spouse, much like your own lovable pet cat would you after two days post your dying. These magnificent creatures can also survive nuclear fallout as well as the vacuum of space.

But to be more specific, tardigrades would wear jorts on each set of legs if they ever needed leggings at all.

Looking forward to whenever the draft is.

 

[HeHateMe]

Draft's towards the end of this month, no?

 

[Discus fish salesman]

thanks for the question, @Chicagosports89 . Tardigrades are BLM-loving pinkos and as such, consider gender to be fluid and don't care "who wears the pants in the family". In fact, if hungry enough, they would cannibalize their own spouse, much like your own lovable pet cat would you after two days post your dying. These magnificent creatures can also survive nuclear fallout as well as the vacuum of space.

But to be more specific, tardigrades would wear jorts on each set of legs if they ever needed leggings at all.

Looking forward to whenever the draft is.

@pdxbearsfan any thoughts? When is the draft again?

 

[Discus fish salesman]

Draft's towards the end of this month, no?

@pdxbearsfan ???

 

[Penny Traitor]

Also @-Cago34- could you please share your award winning mock draft ?

 

[Bearly]

These tiny indestructible tardigrades will reveal how to survive in extremes of space

Tardigrades are already experienced space travelers. In September 2007, the European Space Agency (ESA) sent a batch of tardigrades for a 12-day space trip aboard the uncrewed FOTON-M3 spacecraft. Most of the colony survived the exposure to vacuum and cosmic rays.

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

@pdxbearsfan ???

Aka Lester Holt