Just sit right back and hear a tale about a fart contest,
that happened up in Jacksonville to crown the very best.
The champion was a seasoned pro and could fart right on command.
The challengers were full of beans, ready to take the stand.
The contest started at 1 o'clock with the Special person going first.
He scored real big with a health food fart that came in three loud bursts.
Then came a China man, with an egg roll fart, an old man had a chance.
But he tried too hard in the final round and the son ***** pooped his pants.