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Tjodalv said:
I actually came up with a pretty good one the other night.

Girl: So, you have like...a lot of piercings.

Me: Yeah, you should see my penis.

Girl: Your dick is pierced?!?!

Me: No, but you should still see it.

I was joking around of course (this was a girl my buddy just started dating, so we were just making small talk and getting to know each other), but that's about as witty as I'm likely to get after that much drinking.
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Better than the dude I was talking to the other night. I called him a dick so he replied by grabbing my hand and placing it on his junk (over his jeans, obviously) and saying "here it is!!" No shit, Sherlock. I thought it was on your shoulder.


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Wow...at least when I act like an asshole I'm attempting humor and make it as obvious as I can. Reverse groping (I'm not sure what else you'd call something like that) is the type of shit that gets morons' asses beat.
 
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Tjodalv said:
Wow...at least when I act like an asshole I'm attempting humor and make it as obvious as I can. Reverse groping (I'm not sure what else you'd call something like that) is the type of shit that gets morons' asses beat.
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If he wasn't so ridiculously hot I would've been incredibly offended. Then I found out he shit his pants a few months back and hid his underwear behind a toilet in the bar. Not so hot anymore lol


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Were you flirting with a drunken 12 year old with a fake ID or something? I seriously can't think of a time I've even heard about someone shitting themselves since middle school.
 
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Ares said:
Thats a more eloquent way of saying "Bitches be crazy..."
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JLeigh34 said:
Lol those people are all morons. I avoid that area like the plague.


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Ah then you are missing some of my good posts.... I told Pegger all his Eagle RBs need to die and be either limbless or incinerated before Sunday because even a Zombie could run the ball for 120 yds and 4 TDs.... which I truly believe...
 
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Ah then you are missing some of my good posts.... I told Pegger all his Eagle RBs need to die and be either limbless or incinerated before Sunday because even a Zombie could run the ball for 120 yds and 4 TDs.... which I truly believe...
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That's a mighty big assertion to make.


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JLeigh34 said:
That's a mighty big assertion to make.


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I just thought it was funny to imagine a zombie carrying a football and our guys still being unable to tackle him....

"Conte, its a zombie.... its walking at about 5 steps a minute, how did you take a poor angle and miss on an arm tackle?"

EDIT: "DAMNIT TILLMAN STOP PUNCHING THE ZOMBIE'S LIMBS OFF!"
 
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