Official CCS Random Thoughts Thread

[BNB]

Should have been

2:22 A.M. - Had sex
8:30 A.M. - Woke up refreshed

Hahahahah the gf was fast asleep.

But maybe that would have worked hahaha

 

[modo]

Hahahahah the gf was fast asleep.

But maybe that would have worked hahaha

in the middle of the night I have found rubbing their ass works better than anything else......

 

[BNB]

I feel like FMLA should stand for "**** my life. Again?!"

At my job, so many people are on FMLA, it's ridiculous.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

This place is boring lately.

 

[number51]

This place is boring lately.

There are no more random thoughts. They are now all meticulously planned down to the finest detail.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

My most recent thought, is why is it so hard for people to hit the urinal?

Walked up to a urinal to piss after another guy and found myself standing in a puddle of piss. This was at work, too. At a bar, I guess I can understand, but at 9AM in the morning you can't hit the urinal at work? C'mon son.

 

[Guess Who]

Is it possible to be friends after a breakup? And why would you?

 

[number51]

My most recent thought, is why is it so hard for people to hit the urinal?

Walked up to a urinal to piss after another guy and found myself standing in a puddle of piss. This was at work, too. At a bar, I guess I can understand, but at 9AM in the morning you can't hit the urinal at work? C'mon son.

For some people 9AM is not morning, it is very late at night.

 

[Urblock]

For some people 9AM is not morning, it is very late at night.

Those people don't go to work.

 

[number51]

Those people don't go to work.

You would be surprised at the number of functioning alcoholics that manage to hold down jobs. I've worked with a number of guys over the years that drank all day long on the job. It's messed up, but it's real.

 

[BearDen]

You would be surprised at the number of functioning alcoholics that manage to hold down jobs. I've worked with a number of guys over the years that drank all day long on the job. It's messed up, but it's real.

I used to get stoned and wasted before work when I worked at a bar.

 

[number51]

I used to get stoned and wasted before work when I worked at a bar.

I used to get stoned before during and after work when I was a student and had shitty part time jobs. That ended after college when I was being paid to be a professional, I figured I should act like one. When I was driving people to and from O'Hare for minimum wage plus tips for Dollar Rent A Car I was always high. Of course this was 1977 and the weed was weak AF.

 

[Rush]

Playoff baseball has been so damn fun to watch.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Playoff baseball has been so damn fun to watch.

That was a hell of a game last night. I'll never forget it. I would not be surprised to see the Indians and Cubs make it deep in the playoffs again next year. So much young talent.

 

[Omeletpants]

Random thoughts

Gypsies don't believe in quality dental care

 

[ruprecht]

Is there anything less sexy than a butthole?

 

[ruprecht]

Is Taco going to be deported?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Thousands of Christmas songs, but only one song about the boys being back in town.

 

[Ares]

Why do people who walk slow seem to want me to truck them like Jordan Howard going thru a DB?

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Necrophilia is a mental disorder.