Official Fart Thread (OFT)

[bubbleheadchief]

[quote name="bri"]Why are men so proud of their farts? And the ultimate burning question, why do they raise their legs when they fart?[/quote]

It's not just men. I know women that are just as loud and proud as any man. I am packing the van, and getting ready to make a 12 hour road trip with the wife, kid and dogs.....and I just ate some heavy duty tortilla soup...they're so screwed it aint funny..LOL

 

[bri]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

It's not just men. I know women that are just as loud and proud as any man. I am packing the van, and getting ready to make a 12 hour road trip with the wife, kid and dogs.....and I just ate some heavy duty tortilla soup...they're so screwed it aint funny..LOL[/quote]







Your little submarine must have been like a gas chamber when you had chili.

 

[Ymono37]

I have a buddy we won't let eat tofu eggs if he's about to be in the car with us for any period of time... I don't care if it's a quick trip up to the store or a roadtrip to Carbondale.



We were flying south on 55 and had to pull over to air the vehicle out... a couple of us contemplated not waiting for the car to stop.

 

[LordKOTL]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

It's not just men. I know women that are just as loud and proud as any man. I am packing the van, and getting ready to make a 12 hour road trip with the wife, kid and dogs.....and I just ate some heavy duty tortilla soup...they're so screwed it aint funny..LOL[/quote]

And something tells me when you're deployed someone once said, "Someone find BHC and launch him out of the torpedo tube".



Bri: Per farting etiquette, Leaning for pitch is permitted, but it's considered bad manners to hold on to the person next to you until the aftershocks subside.