***OFFICIAL*** IGT: Bears vs Texans (Ryan Pace is Still a ****ing Idiot Edition)

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Chicago Bears (5-7) vs Houston Texans (4-8)
Sunday, Dec. 13th @ Noon (CST)
Solider Field
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Houston Texans lead series 4-0-0

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BRANDIN COOKS vs. KYLE FULLER

With DeAndre Hopkins two states away, Will Fuller suspended for the remainder of the season, Kenny Stills recently cut and Randall Cobb injured...the Houston receiver room comes down to Cooks and a bunch of nobodies. While Cooks is also dealing with injuries, he has put up a respectable 57 catches for 784.yards this season. Chicago's defense has looked very vulnerable since returning from their Bye Week, but Fuller is still playing his part at a high level. Can Fuller shut down the best receiver Watson may have on Sunday?

ZACH CUNNINGHAM vs. COLE KMET

The Bears rookie Tight End had himself a little coming out party against Detroit with five catches...one going for six points. Houston ILB Cunningham has been struggling in pass coverage all season. While he will spend most of his day trying to shut down a sudden existence of the Bears running game...expect him to draw Kmet if and when the Bears get inside the twenty. Can the rookie keep up the momentum from last Sunday?

DESHAUN WATSON vs. MY BROKEN HEART

It's like the final dagger of the 2017 NFL Draft. I can forgive Ryan Pace for being apprehensive with Patrick Mahomes, but ignoring the most pro ready quarterback seems even worse with hindsight than it did over three years ago. I don't care who wins, just watching Watson step onto Soldier Field in another uniform is going to be a gut punch. Apologies for the emo soy boy rant about an old wound, but both these teams kind of suck right now...so I had nothing else to focus on.

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In their defeat against the Lions this past Sunday, the Chicago Bears scored three rushing touchdowns in the first half of the game for the first time since the 1990 season. Prior to Sunday, the Bears had scored two rushing touchdowns all season...with one coming from notoriously immobile QB Nick Foles.

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Stats for the Chicago Bears and Houston Texans as they enter Week 14
Bears​
Texans​
Total First Downs​
240​
238​
1st Downs (Rush-Pass-By Penalty)​
58 - 161 - 21​
58 - 164 - 16​
3rd Down Conversions​
50/156​
59/143​
4th Down Conversions​
10/20​
6/10​
Total Offensive Yds​
3748​
4371​
Offense (Plays-Avg Yds)​
776 - 4.8​
697 - 6.3​
Total Rushing Yds​
1043​
1013​
Rushing (Plays-Avg Yards)​
264 - 4.0​
262 - 3.9​
Total Passing Yds​
2705​
3358​
Passing (Comp-Att-Int-Avg)​
306 - 482 - 13 - 6.1​
276 - 402 - 6 - 8.8​
Sacks​
23​
28​
Field Goals​
19/21​
20/24​
Touchdowns​
27​
33​
(Rush-Pass-Ret-Def)​
5 - 20 - 1 - 1​
8 - 24 - 0 - 1​
Time of possession​
29:42​
26:53​
Turnover Ratio​
-6​
-4​



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PASSING
"Well Endowed Nicholas"


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ATT
COMP​
YDS​
CP%​
YPA​
TD​
INT​
LONG​
SACK​
RATE​
311​
202​
1852​
65.0​
6.0​
10​
8​
50​
18​
81.0​


RECEIVING
Allen Robinson

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RECEPTIONS​
YARDS​
YDS PER REC​
LONG​
TD​
77​
904​
10.3​
42​
5​


RUSHING
David Montgomery

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ATTEMPTS​
YARDS​
YDS PER ATT​
LONG​
TD​
159​
647​
4.1​
57​
3​

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TACKLES
Roquan Smith
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COMBINED​
SOLO​
ASST​
TFL​
QB HITS​
110​
77​
33​
15​
3​

INTERCEPTIONS
Tashaun Gipson Sr.

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INTS​
YARDS​
TDS​
LONG​
PASS DEFLECT​
2​
10​
0​
9​
4​



SACKS
Khalil Mack

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PLAYER
SACKS
Khalil Mack​
6.5​
Akiem Hicks​
3.5​
Bilal Nichols​
3​
Barkevious Mingo​
2.5​
Mario Edwards​
2​
Roquan Smith​
2​
James Vaughters​
1.5​
Brent Urban​
1​
Robert Quinn​
1​
TOTAL TEAM SACKS
23

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PFT​
24​
NFL​
29​
USA Today​
29​
ESPN​
21​
CBS​
26​
 

Hawkeye OG

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Got something going on sunday. Might just catch the highlights for this one. My interest is waning.
 

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In other news JJ Watt is a HUGE Portillos and Lou Malnati's fan.

 

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I hope they blow us out!
One step closer to getting rid of Pace, Nagy & friends
 

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Bears lose by 17. Damn, it hurts.
 

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This game should have been flexed so more people could enjoy watching 4 play football. Just go to commercial whenever the Bears offense is on the field.
 

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Can't wait for Watson to get 4 tds look up and Pace's box and flash 12
 

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Trubisky owns Watson

Defence credited with win

People blame Trubisky for blowing our chance of getting a decent draft pick

Bears miss out on legendary Offensive Tackle by one pick

Draft developmental QB instead who ends up stacking shelves in Walmart in 2025

.... same year Trubisky wins Super Bowl with the Patriots

Rinse and repeat
 

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My favorite teams
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But I do think the Bears win and I think Mitch will have another strong game

Bears 27 Texans 17
 

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Half of the defense doesn't even look like they're trying anymore the past 2 games. Just gave up 400 yards to Stafford so unless Mitch wins in a shootout bears are going to lose. Looks like the defense gave up on the coach. One positive is at least the o line has played better the past two games.

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Ryan Pace watching tomorrow’s game: “Who’s this Watson kid, he’s kinda good”
 

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Half of the defense doesn't even look like they're trying anymore the past 2 games. Just gave up 400 yards to Stafford so

NFL is an attrition sport. The oldest defense in the nfl is gassed. They also aren't getting the ball bounces and turnovers this year. Eddie Jackson Zero picks, Jaylon Johnson Zero picks, Fuller one pick.
 
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