***OFFICIAL*** IS CORNBREAD EVEN BREAD or nah?

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I have to admit, this is a bigly great worded question:

"At what point in the grinding does the thing stop being the thing?"

The Profundity was absolutely epic. I will be meditating on this all summer now.

As to the OP...nah. Despite it's name, cornbread has more in common with cake than bread. You could maybe call it a shortbread, but not a proper bread.

Maybe merge this thread with the other "meaty muff-cake" thread.
 

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Wow.. I don't think WCL meant to strike a cord with you.. we all know he's a wolf in wools clothing, but you'll just have to accept you're wrong about this and move on
Just because I got slightly lit about Jeff doesn't mean I'm not totally woke about about corn being capable of being bread. You can make corn into practically anything why not bread...

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If you think cornbread is bread, just put me on ignore. Because I don't want to know you.
 

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What did Jeff ever do to anybody
 

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If you think cornbread is bread, just put me on ignore. Because I don't want to know you.

Good, disliked, reported, and ignored, now you will never know me you wheatest.

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That really depends on how you define "corn." It has cornmeal, but I don't know that constitutes corn.

Like, if you ground a person into tiny little bits, you wouldn't walk past the bits and go, "Hey, Jeff!".

At what point in the grinding does the thing stop being the thing?

Wheat bread is wheat ground into flour. Rye bread is made from ground rye.
 

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My Grandmother long past made maybe the best jalapeño corn bread I've ever had.
Maybe the best corn bread period. Good memory....
 

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So i guess we solved it then, cornbread is neither corn or bread. Just a basterdized version of some shitty cake thing.
 
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Homemade cornbread with butter and honey on it is one of my favorite breads ...
 

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Here is something Irish people eat. Corned beef and cabbage on a potato roll. They are the worst.

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I'm sure not all Irish are that bad.
 

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So i guess we solved it then, cornbread is neither corn or bread. Just a basterdized version of some shitty cake thing.

Yet we are still going to keep saying bread every time we call it by name...Gotcha.
 

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I'm sure not all Irish are that bad.

Trust me, I got a family full of them.

Yet we are still going to keep saying bread every time we call it by name...Gotcha.

Names have meaning, cornbread is bread because it's right there in the name. Famous Amos told me that and he's famous.
 

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Trust me, I got a family full of them.



Names have meaning, cornbread is bread because it's right there in the name. Famous Amos told me that and he's famous.

Over in the Hot dog thread people were pounding their chests saying that because you didn't call it a hot dog sandwich it wasn't a sandwich, so how would you defend something with the word bread in the title as "not bread?"
 

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I put butter on my cornbread.

Makes the heart attack worth it.
 

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Over in the Hot dog thread people were pounding their chests saying that because you didn't call it a hot dog sandwich it wasn't a sandwich, so how would you defend something with the word bread in the title as "not bread?"

Couldn't agree more. Wiki settles both arguments.

Cornbread is bread.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornbread

A hot dog is not a sandwich.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=hot+dog+sandwich&title=Special:Search&go=Go&searchToken=eu1aajqvt721bq6eg8loto903

Wiki has spoken, all hail Wikipedia!

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Cornbread is bread. And along with Crystal and Collard Greens, a requirement by my kids when I fry chicken. Baked in a cast iron skillet as well. We all dip it in the pot liquor.


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Cornbread is bread. And along with Crystal and Collard Greens, a requirement by my kids when I fry chicken. Baked in a cast iron skillet as well. We all dip it in the pot liquor.


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you from da south? shit sounds good.. or is az sw mixed with southern cuisine..
 

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