***OFFICIAL*** TACO BELL thread

[Novak]

I personally love Taco Bell.

There’s one located between my house and the 24-hour Fitness that I frequent, so Taco Bell becomes part of that equation at least once a week. Most notably, I love Taco Bell’s Cinnamon Twists. Their sweet, cinnamon-ey taste and crunchy texture are sure to satisfy. While Cinnamon Twists certainly are the bomb, Taco Bell is home to a wide range of authentic Mexican cuisine: Tacos, Tacos made out of Doritos, Quesadillas, Quesadillas with crunchy bits of Doritos in them, and Baja Blast, the single greatest invention mankind has ever produced. Furthermore, the Taco Bell that I often patronize almost never has a line of any kind, and maybe 2-3 customers in the restaurant at any given time. This makes for a consistently speedy and tasty experience, all for a low price.

 

[Crystallas]

I used to get Zesty Chicken Border bowls for lunch once-twice a week. They discontinued it a while ago, so I rarely go now.

 

[Burque]

I personally love Taco Bell.

There’s one located between my house and the 24-hour Fitness that I frequent, so Taco Bell becomes part of that equation at least once a week. Most notably, I love Taco Bell’s Cinnamon Twists. Their sweet, cinnamon-ey taste and crunchy texture are sure to satisfy. While Cinnamon Twists certainly are the bomb, Taco Bell is home to a wide range of authentic Mexican cuisine: Tacos, Tacos made out of Doritos, Quesadillas, Quesadillas with crunchy bits of Doritos in them, and Baja Blast, the single greatest invention mankind has ever produced. Furthermore, the Taco Bell that I often patronize almost never has a line of any kind, and maybe 2-3 customers in the restaurant at any given time. This makes for a consistently speedy and tasty experience, all for a low price.

Those cinnamon twists are fried dry spiral pasta.

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[ytsejam]

 

[Novak]

Those cinnamon twists are fried dry spiral pasta.

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What the **** did you just crunchwrap about me, you little taco? I'll have you know I am trained in quesadilla warfare, have over 300 confirmed rare sauce packets, and been involved in numerous secret raids on Taco Bell HQ. I will destroy your anus with chipotle sauce the likes of which you have never seen on this Earth. You think you can get away with talking bad about Taco Bell over the Internet? As we speak I am contacting my secret army of $1 600-calorie burritos, better prepare for the storm, neckbeard. Your fucking diabetic, kid.

 

[Adipost]

I get all my Taco Bell intel from ReviewBrah...

[video=youtube_share;CIO3SO2mW9g]https://youtu.be/CIO3SO2mW9g[/video]

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

I'm a fan, prices are cheap. I kind of stick to some of the basic items, the guacamole needs work, I stay away from that. There are 2 Taco Bell Cantina's in the city (Mil. and Damen, Wicker Park) that serve alcohol, the only 2 in the country I believe. They have Fat Tire and a couple other beers...Revolution might be one, but also they will put tequila, rum and maybe vodka in the Baja Blasts. Inside they don't look at all like your regular TB more like a bar.

 

[Ares]

I get all my Taco Bell intel from ReviewBrah...

[video=youtube_share;CIO3SO2mW9g]https://youtu.be/CIO3SO2mW9g[/video]

Lmao this kid, I saw him on Tosh.

He spends 2 mins complaining that the rolled chicken taco is really a tacquito and then circles around to admit that in fact a chicken tacquito is a rolled chicken taco that is deep fried.

 

[Burque]

What the **** did you just crunchwrap about me, you little taco? I'll have you know I am trained in quesadilla warfare, have over 300 confirmed rare sauce packets, and been involved in numerous secret raids on Taco Bell HQ. I will destroy your anus with chipotle sauce the likes of which you have never seen on this Earth. You think you can get away with talking bad about Taco Bell over the Internet? As we speak I am contacting my secret army of $1 600-calorie burritos, better prepare for the storm, neckbeard. Your fucking diabetic, kid.

Make sure you bring extra fire sauce chalupa!

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[Novak]

Lmao this kid, I saw him on Tosh.

He spends 2 mins complaining that the rolled chicken taco is really a tacquito and then circles around to admit that in fact a chicken tacquito is a rolled chicken taco that is deep fried.

I like his middle part. He was on Tosh? Gotta find that ep..

 

[Novak]

I'm a fan, prices are cheap. I kind of stick to some of the basic items, the guacamole needs work, I stay away from that. There are 2 Taco Bell Cantina's in the city (Mil. and Damen, Wicker Park) that serve alcohol, the only 2 in the country I believe. They have Fat Tire and a couple other beers...Revolution might be one, but also they will put tequila, rum and maybe vodka in the Baja Blasts. Inside they don't look at all like your regular TB more like a bar.

That's pretty awesome, I usually crave some t bell after doing some drankin, but this way u can cut out the middle man.

Anyways... Getting cum at taco bell is a pain in the ass. It's an off menu special order thing and you gotta wait for some guy to jerk it fresh because new fucking health laws (thanks Obama) won't let them import it from the massive factory jerk off farms in Cambodia.

Some say it might taste better, but those Whole Foods loving hipster librul dirt bags will buy anything that says "farm to table" on it. What they don't realize is that Chucky has a piss poor diet of Hungry Man Frozen dinners and sadness because he works at Taco Bell so his jizz is basically curdled. Listen, i just want a hard taco with jizz. I don't want to watch him grunt one out and then have to deal with getting the shits later.

 

[Adipost]

Lmao this kid, I saw him on Tosh.

He spends 2 mins complaining that the rolled chicken taco is really a tacquito and then circles around to admit that in fact a chicken tacquito is a rolled chicken taco that is deep fried.

I loved his hot wings review.

[video=youtube_share;Mjrt_f1cbx0]https://youtu.be/Mjrt_f1cbx0[/video]

 

[Ares]

I like his middle part. He was on Tosh? Gotta find that ep..

Oh yeah, Tosh dresses up like Guy Fieri...

 

[Novak]

Oh yeah, Tosh dresses up like Guy Fieri...

I actually think I've seen that one. But it's from a couple seasons back iirc

 

[AussieBear]

me first job as a teen was wurkin for da taco bell.. i learned they beans was powder beans.. it bothered me not... they also gave da employees 50% off..but i ate many free things instead.. invented many things never seen.. such as the nachoes bel grande taco and burritos...

novak has good taste

 

[WCL]

What the **** did you just crunchwrap about me, you little taco? I'll have you know I am trained in quesadilla warfare, have over 300 confirmed rare sauce packets, and been involved in numerous secret raids on Taco Bell HQ. I will destroy your anus with chipotle sauce the likes of which you have never seen on this Earth. You think you can get away with talking bad about Taco Bell over the Internet? As we speak I am contacting my secret army of $1 600-calorie burritos, better prepare for the storm, neckbeard. Your fucking diabetic, kid.

All hail, Supreme Leader!

 

[DC]

Still a fan of the classic soft taco supreme. I spoil myself and get it 2-3 times a year. The menu has so many items on it and I hate asking "Are there beans on that?" I hate beans. I hate fucking beans.

 

[Tater]

me first job as a teen was wurkin for da taco bell.. i learned they beans was powered.. it bothered me not... they also gave da employees 50% off..but i ate many free things instead.. invented many things never seen.. such as the nachoes bel grande taco and burritos...

novak has good taste

Powdered beans?

 

[AussieBear]

Powdered beans?

yes.. flu med high and illiterate aintz good combo..

they be like instant potatoes mane.. just add boiling water... hell they meat came in bags and they just threw da bags in hot water too...

i was written up 14 times in two months.. store record.. but dem bitches wouldnt fire me.. i worked too guud..i could run dat drive fru line by meself yo...during dem rushes too..oh n me smoked wiff da boss. plus i was never late nor missed shifts.. was just an ass.....dey just didnt like me going in to the cooler and punching all the lettuce boxes all da time... not shaving..cursing at new trainees while we were doing parking lot detail like i was a masser n they were my slaves.. no joke.. was doing skits for passing drive thru customers...the looks were priceless....and talkings backs to da managements.. pure taco bell diva yo... i quit them... i would work for dem again..

i use to make triple quadruple nacho cheese filled deckers.. double decker aint shit.. nachos bel grande pizzas... once ate 20 tacos... 2.. 10 packs.. fucked a couple young coworking blonde chicks....good fun times..

 

[Axl Rose]

I hate they discontinued the Quesalupa.