***OFFICIAL*** TACO BELL thread

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i used to eat the hell out of chalupa's....


I still like them, but I respect myself too much to go back there......
 

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Can someone please direct me to the Unofficial Taco Bell thread?
 

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I had no idea they still made those cinnamon twists. Those probably were the best thing on the menu.

I don't smoke enough weed to eat at Taco Bell. Taco shells made out of Doritos??? How much dope does your marketing department smoke to come up with that?!?

The entire menu looks like it caters to inebriated 22 year olds.

I did get pretty hooked on Taco Del Mar when I was living out west, but I ain't trying to troll an ***OFFICIAL*** thread.
 

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I would like to state that, for the record, Filiberto's, Los Favs, and even Taco Cabana dust off Taco Bell.
 

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Can someone please direct me to the Unofficial Taco Bell thread?

Why would you EVER choose the unofficial thread over the ***OFFICIAL*** one?

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Of all the fast food places, I'd say Taco Bell is the most disgusting and unhealthy. Where they get that fake meat from, IDK, but I'm certain it takes years off your life.
 

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Of all the fast food places, I'd say Taco Bell is the most disgusting and unhealthy. Where they get that fake meat from, IDK, but I'm certain it takes years off your life.
Or maybe all of those fake chemicals they use in lue of cow actually preserves the body and a 110 year old Novak will be laughing it up with his burrito made out of Cheetos.

At least Taco Bell makes a quick exit. Arby's is straight up trying to murder your arteries with their "secret" sandwich that has every meat they have in stock on it.

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Or maybe all of those fake chemicals they use in lue of cow actually preserves the body and a 110 year old Novak will be laughing it up with his burrito made out of Cheetos.

At least Taco Bell makes a quick exit. Arby's is straight up trying to murder your arteries with their "secret" sandwich that has every meat they have in stock on it.

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How would you even eat that? If I wanted the meat sweats, I'd choose a BBQ joint and go with Ribs and brisket.
 

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I had no idea they still made those cinnamon twists. Those probably were the best thing on the menu.

I don't smoke enough weed to eat at Taco Bell. Taco shells made out of Doritos??? How much dope does your marketing department smoke to come up with that?!?

The entire menu looks like it caters to inebriated 22 year olds.

I did get pretty hooked on Taco Del Mar when I was living out west, but I ain't trying to troll an ***OFFICIAL*** thread.

They know who their market is, and they're nailing it.

Sometimes I eat Taco Bell, late at night when the real Taco place 50 yards away is closed. The problem is at noon when they are both open and the TB drive through is packed, but the real Taco place is also thriving. I guess it's for the drive thru speed at lunch.

Is a taco a sandwich? Could we get an ****OFFICIAL**** thread on this one.
 

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They know who their market is, and they're nailing it.

Sometimes I eat Taco Bell, late at night when the real Taco place 50 yards away is closed. The problem is at noon when they are both open and the TB drive through is packed, but the real Taco place is also thriving. I guess it's for the drive thru speed at lunch.

Is a taco a sandwich? Could we get an ****OFFICIAL**** thread on this one.

Definition of sandwich
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a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
b : one slice of bread covered with food
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: something resembling a sandwich; especially : composite structural material consisting of layers often of high-strength facings bonded to a low strength central core


So i'd have to say nah... but it is 2017, and I certainly don't want to be "that guy" that assumes a foods' sandwich status or anything...
 

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How would you even eat that? If I wanted the meat sweats, I'd choose a BBQ joint and go with Ribs and brisket.

In N Out 20 x 20 burger from the secret menu.

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How would you even eat that? If I wanted the meat sweats, I'd choose a BBQ joint and go with Ribs and brisket.
I think the most unforgivable part of it all is that they have the nerve to charge you extra for the "combo".

It is irresponsible to offer a side with that monstrosity and the least they can do for their Legal Department is give the poor sap ordering it a free bottle of water to survive the "dine-in" experience.
 

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I think the most unforgivable part of it all is that they have the nerve to charge you extra for the "combo".

It is irresponsible to offer a side with that monstrosity and the least they can do for their Legal Department is give the poor sap ordering it a free bottle of water to survive the "dine-in" experience.

I can't imagine how big of a mess that looks like when made in a fast food setting. That picture is professionally done.
 

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I personally enjoy the Mexican pizza at Taco Bell.... underrated.... GOATest of all time GOAT dark horse fast food item.

Side note, does anyone remember when the 5 layer burritos were 89 cents?

Used to order like 5-10 of them in college lol.
 

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I personally enjoy the Mexican pizza at Taco Bell.... underrated.... GOATest of all time GOAT dark horse fast food item.

Side note, does anyone remember when the 5 layer burritos were 89 cents?

Used to order like 5-10 of them in college lol.

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They know who their market is, and they're nailing it.

Sometimes I eat Taco Bell, late at night when the real Taco place 50 yards away is closed.

Just the opposite in my part of town. I have to go pretty far out of the way to my closest TB location, while being surrounded by, what I have to say is, far too many actual Mexican ran taco joints...many with no english menus.

The two closest to me are both open till 1am and 3am on Fri/Sat. Unlike 90% of the US...Taco Bell is the far less convenient option. It is not even the cheaper option.
 

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