***OFFICIAL*** You a dipper or a scooper?

[Novak]

Chips, fries, chicken wings, etc etc... do you simply dip that shiz, or do you go for hard scoosp to try and get the most of that gravysauce u possibly can into your mouth cavity?

 

[Tater]

Dipper here, because I like really hot spicy stuff and you only need a little.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Depends on the company.


But, to be honest, I am a multiple dipper.

 

[number51]

Scoop the dum fuk cuk out of it. If a little dip is good, a giant fucking shovel full is better.

'murica!

 

[Tater]

Depends on the company.


But, to be honest, I am a multiple dipper.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I'm a dipper. Scoopers disgust me. Like a dip doesn't get you enough condiment on the thing you're dipping? fucking lard ass

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I dip my dick in the guacamole at every party I attend.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

I dip my dick in the guacamole at every party I attend.

Just once? Or multiple times?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Just once? Or multiple times?

Depends on the friend.

 

[1COBearsfan]

Dipper here, because I like really hot spicy stuff and you only need a little.

This shizzz, fo real.

It only takes one scoop of ghost pepper salsa to learn your lesson

 

[number51]

Pussies.

 

[Novak]

You guys all failed the test. "dipping" is an epidemic in todays America... Gotta put Ranch on this, BBQ sauce on that... wake up peeps. You wouldnt be so fat if u avoided the southwest chipotle sauce when u ordered onion rings, and just had PLAIN onion rings! I just saved u like 90 calories with that tip!

*******.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

You guys all failed the test. "dipping" is an epidemic in todays America... Gotta put Ranch on this, BBQ sauce on that... wake up peeps. You wouldnt be so fat if u avoided the southwest chipotle sauce when u ordered onion rings, and just had PLAIN onion rings! I just saved u like 90 calories with that tip!

*******.

Lot of assumption in that post.

 

[Novak]

Lot of assumption in that post.

What's there not to assume? Unless you're DIYing your own atkins dip made of non-nitrate celery powder, you're literally ingesting extra calories at an extra cost. This is about as cut and dry as it can get.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

What's there not to assume? Unless you're DIYing your own atkins dip made of non-nitrate celery powder, you're literally ingesting extra calories at an extra cost. This is about as cut and dry as it can get.

Whoa ... your bait tactics won't work here. You assume we all eat certain things, in an attempt to get us to reveal our true selves. Social engineering doesn't work in the bar like it does in some rando FF league.

Pipe down, shut up, and keep it to yourself!

 

[Novak]

I'm no social engineer, I just bait and dip good sir.

 

[Burque]

If it salsa you've got to scoop, unless you are scared of the hotness.

 

[Burque]

I'm no social engineer, I just bait and dip good sir.

If you dip cornbread is it still bread?

 

[number51]

You guys all failed the test. "dipping" is an epidemic in todays America... Gotta put Ranch on this, BBQ sauce on that... wake up peeps. You wouldnt be so fat if u avoided the southwest chipotle sauce when u ordered onion rings, and just had PLAIN onion rings! I just saved u like 90 calories with that tip!

*******.

What kind of a ***** worries about 90 calories?

Get off your fat ass and do something. *poof* 90 calories gone.

 

[Novak]

If you dip cornbread is it still bread?

Barely, but it's certainly NOT corn!