***OFFICIAL*** You a dipper or a scooper?

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What kind of a ***** worries about 90 calories?

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Get off your fat ass and do something. *poof* 90 calories gone.

We've got some snowflakes here that have 2 servings of dips each meal for 3 meals. That's over FIVE HUNDRED calories. WTF?!?
 

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We've got some snowflakes here that have 2 servings of dips each meal for 3 meals. That's over FIVE HUNDRED calories. WTF?!?

"Men burn 100 calories in the average sex session"

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/sex-workout

Eat the dip, **** 5 times, boom!

The whole thing only takes a couple minutes.

http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/showthread.php/51523-Ima-****-tonight!
 

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Dippings for beta pussies who don't see what they want and attack like a badass alpha scooper

you see something you want you don't just stick the head in like some fucking fairy you go balls deep ya feel me
 

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Dippings for beta pussies who don't see what they want and attack like a badass alpha scooper

you see something you want you don't just stick the head in like some fucking fairy you go balls deep ya feel me
Wait, are we still talking about dip? It's getting a little too American pie in here...

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Probably 90%, or roughly half of all slap bass gifs on the internets seem to be by fanboys of Les Claypool, so that would be my guess.

Ding, ding, ding!

[video=youtube;hMsJlJdWof8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMsJlJdWof8[/video]
 

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Probably 90%, or roughly half of all slap bass gifs on the internets seem to be by fanboys of Les Claypool, so that would be my guess.

Thanks. He is damn good though. I say this as a former bass player. Slapping is damn fun to play.
 

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