Orlando Summer League Thread!

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Watch online.

http://www.nba.com/magic/2009_Orlando_Pro_Summer_League.html

They just had a proposal on the air, haha.

 

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The 76ers and Nets have a combined team. That's hilarious.

 

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Summer league is fun stuff.

I remember last year when Mario Chalmers looked like the second coming of John Stockton.

This year we have Tyler Hansbrough going off like a young Charles Barkley.

Got to love 'Dante and Gallante'. Those guys are hilarious. They even gave the two teams nick names- 'The Wind' vrs. 'The Disease'

 

[clonetrooper264]

I just watched the promo trailer for Dante and Galante. Hilarious. "I hate those guys"-Aaron Gray

The Bullscast guys don't like these guys very much either I believe.

Also, what's up with the 76ers/Nets combined team? Too lazy to make their own individual teams? The Nexers is a hilarious name though.

 

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clonetrooper264 wrote:

I just watched the promo trailer for Dante and Galante. Hilarious. "I hate those guys"-Aaron Gray

The Bullscast guys don't like these guys very much either I believe.

Also, what's up with the 76ers/Nets combined team? Too lazy to make their own individual teams? The Nexers is a hilarious name though.

Nets are trying to save for a stadium, the sixers are trying to save for a PG, this will help both teams cut cost

 

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I loved listening to these guys during the past couple of Orlando Summer Leagues. It's all Seinfeld and Anchorman references along with goofy nicknames...

Good stuff

 

[clonetrooper264]

Dante and Galante have to be the silliest announcers I have ever heard. Yes...quite silly indeed.

 

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I got them to sponsor a quarter with the facebook group "Aaron Gray...Embarassing Tall White People Since 1984" last year.

They said that Danny Ainge is wearing sandals with socks.

And when the Magic hadn't scored, they said "The Magic will not be shutout, it has never happened."

And they're playing the Galobavich music now.

 

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"I'm afraid to say this on the air, it might be porn."

 

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"It's hard to understand for me how someone on a message board has a girlfriend. It has taken me a year to come to grips with this. But, it's bad to lose your girlfriend to another message boarder."

 

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"It's hard to understand for me how someone on a message board has a girlfriend. It has taken me a year to come to grips with this. But, it's bad to lose your girlfriend to another message boarder."

I will admit, I "rofld" when I heard that.

 

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"We welcome your emails so we don't have to talk about this contest"

 

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these guys a kinda funny but also kinda annoying. anyways Harden and Westbrook look good together. so much for Thabo stating

 

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The were making fun of Lester Hudson on the Celtics, because his jersey didn't have a front number.

 

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really?

 

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"People have come up with drinking games while watching us. Some good trigger words for that are sham wow, not you're cheese, Celtics."

They're making fun of Robert Swift for having his entire body turning red because he's out of shape, except for his legs. "His legs are as white as his jersey number." "His legs are as white as Kosta Koufos."

"Is Kosta Koufos even here, I don't think he exists."

 

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"How cheap are the Charlotte Bobcats. Not only did they not send a team, but they sent one player, their second round pick, and that is Derrick Brown, who is at the free throw line for the Utah Jazz."

 

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"Derrick Brown going up. NACHO CHEESE! Michael Sweetney with the rejection."

 

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(Looks around at everyone) You guys do me a favor? Could you please do me a favor?

...Please wake me when it's over. The summer league is worse than NFL preseason. 75% of these guys are gonna be workin' at Jiffy Lube in three months.

There's probably half a dozen guys on this forum who are playing in this thing. Which teams are Thonus and Pfeiffer on?

 

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"Michael Sweetney has been out of basketball for two years. He spent 2 years with the New York Knicks, 2 years with the Chicago Bulls. He has not played since the 06-07 season. I have nothing on what Michael Sweetney has done since then. Did he go and play in Europe? Start a Dunkin Donuts chain?"