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Yes or no?
OT: Beating Nuns
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Do these nuns teach goat math?
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What about beating off to nuns? I've seen the occasional hot one after all.
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bitches I say
One threw me over a desk and beat me against the blackboard cause I had an earplug from my transistor radio up my shirt sleeve in school listening to the 59 World Series..I was sore for a week
One threw me over a desk and beat me against the blackboard cause I had an earplug from my transistor radio up my shirt sleeve in school listening to the 59 World Series..I was sore for a week
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Just the Greek ones with large heads.
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Are there Greeks in Canadia?..eh
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You got bent over by a nun?
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lol..in about 40 positions..Its amazing the contortions a body can do when avoiding a beatin..To top it off, she stomped my radio and broke it
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well, 40 is a biblical number.
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what if the nun is an enemy combatant?
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You should have bent her over and taught her a lesson.
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what if the nun is jim johnson's wife and/or mother?
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Can she vote or is she too stupid? How many goats is she worth?
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cloven hooves = no go
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If the goat was born before 1957 in Greece..It cant vote, unless it marries a Greek citizen
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I feel we are getting to the "bottom" of something here, Officer Bud. You were forcibly seduced by Sister Superior
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The Hawk believes I beat nuns because I recounted a story about getting kicked out of Catholic school. The reason? Being a smart ass but the kicker was that I forged my Mom's signature in crayon because she was tired after working a 10-hour day, I needed her signature on a field trip pass, and she told me to write her name. I did so in crayon. When I presented it, Sister Mary Claire had her smoking gun and kicked me out of school. I was relieved and told her to go **** herself. Ergo, I beat nuns.
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There's still much work to be done. The penguin sits on the tip of the iceberg.
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So youre a victim of nunnery too?..Were now soul mates
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