OT: Beating Nuns

[KittiesKorner]

So youre a victim of nunnery too?..Were now soul mates

to a degree but I never got bent over, just unfairly accused. I never got corporal punishment at school until I entered public school. Grass is always greener. Fucking Sister Mary Claire, though

 

[HeHateMe]

The Hawk believes I beat nuns because I recounted a story about getting kicked out of Catholic school. The reason? Being a smart ass but the kicker was that I forged my Mom's signature in crayon because she was busy after working a 10-hour day, I needed her signature on a field trip pass, and she told me to write her name. I did so in crayon. When I presented it, Sister Mary Claire had her smoking gun and kicked me out of school. I was relieved and told her to go **** herself. Ergo, I beat nuns.

"the hawk" is a fucktard. Ever notice how fucktards have such a narrow scope yet paint with a very broad brush? Fucktards gonna fucktard I guess...

 

[Nail Polish]

to a degree but I never got bent over, just unfairly accused.

At least you didnt have to suffer in HS at the hands of the brothers

They made the nuns look like care givers

 

[malcore]

"the hawk" is a fucktard. Ever notice how fucktards have such a narrow scope yet paint with a very broad brush? Fucktards gonna fucktard I guess...

I still feel shamed that I defended him. Age is not an excuse.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I guess I dodged a bullet, then, BB. My grandmother told me it was a sign of my arduous journey of redemption towards being the next Pope. So I punched her.

 

[Omeletpants]

I took piano lessons from nuns in a convent. It made me very uncomfortable.

 

[malcore]

I got kicked out of school in grade 8. Not because of a nun, but an idiot music teacher, Mr. Elton. Dude's right arm was twice the size of his left, and it wasn't because of waving his plastic baton, or at least that's what we were joking about when he threw a metre stick at me, hit me in the cheek, drew blood, and I charged him and tackled him into the blackboard.

The look on his face was worth it. My old man went nuts. I was eventually graduated, exempt from final exams because I was an ace student, and Mr. Elton never taught at that school again.

 

[JimJohnson]

what if the nun is jim johnson's wife and/or mother?

Ray Rice her first, then bend her over.

 

[HeHateMe]

I still feel shamed that I defended him. Age is not an excuse.

I'm sure you meant well. I'm ashamed of making fun of bearsbud now that it's come out he's been bent over by nuns and monks. #feelsbadman

 

[Nail Polish]

I'm sure you meant well. I'm ashamed of making fun of bearsbud now that it's come out he's been bent over by nuns and monks. #feelsbadman

Youre dumbass jokes dont bother me..I take nothing you say seriously..IMO youre just a clown

 

[KittiesKorner]

Ray Rice her first, then bend her over.

Donkey-nun-punch?

 

[HeHateMe]

Youre dumbass jokes dont bother me..I take nothing you say seriously..IMO youre just a clown

Good to know. You can stop with the creepy personal PMs then. Sorry about your anus.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I took piano lessons from nuns in a convent. It made me very uncomfortable.

you know, omelet, I had to take piano lessons from one Sister Anthony (who was a woman, but named Anthony) while at that fucking Catholic school and hated it, but it set the foundation for all my future spontaneous musical endeavors.

 

[Nail Polish]

Good to know. You can stop with the creepy personal PMs then. Sorry about your anus.

As I remember..You PM'd me...so take your own advice

 

[KittiesKorner]

I would never have beaten Sister Anthony. I came home from college once and noticed her obituary in the news, and cried.

 

[Nail Polish]

you know, omelet, I had to take piano lessons from one Sister Anthony (who was a woman, but named Anthony) while at that fucking Catholic school and hated it, but it set the foundation for all my future spontaneous musical endeavors.

Same here Ole...I hated those lessons, but the music bug bit me

 

[malcore]

Youre dumbass jokes dont bother me..I take nothing you say seriously..IMO youre just a clown

Test ...

"From what fabulous mating of a slug with a peacock, from what genital antitheses, from what sebaceous oozing, under what gardener's cloche, with the help of what manure, as a result of what mixture of wine, beer, corrosive mucus and flatulent edema can have grown this rotund and hairy pumpkin, this glorified paunch, this imbecilic and impotent incarnation of the ego?"

 

[KittiesKorner]

Back on topic: ever been cockblocked by a nun? We were all 10 and getting hair on our balls and there was this one Cuban-Irish classmate girl who I tried to sit next to but I swear our teacher who was a total lesbian (not that all nuns are lesbians or that anything is wrong with that) made us sit apart so we wouldn't talk during class.

Sister Lucille

 

[Nail Polish]

Test ...

"From what fabulous mating of a slug with a peacock, from what genital antitheses, from what sebaceous oozing, under what gardener's cloche, with the help of what manure, as a result of what mixture of wine, beer, corrosive mucus and flatulent edema can have grown this rotund and hairy pumpkin, this glorified paunch, this imbecilic and impotent incarnation of the ego?"

Well..That tells me youre talking about HHM

 

[HeHateMe]

Test ...

"From what fabulous mating of a slug with a peacock, from what genital antitheses, from what sebaceous oozing, under what gardener's cloche, with the help of what manure, as a result of what mixture of wine, beer, corrosive mucus and flatulent edema can have grown this rotund and hairy pumpkin, this glorified paunch, this imbecilic and impotent incarnation of the ego?"

Malcore u so artsy.