OT: Check Your Poo Before Your Poo Wrecks You (Non-FTO Permitted)

[KittiesKorner]

I have seen a lot of posters promoting keto this or intermittent fasting that or paleo the other (in the BEARS forum so I figured I would throw in my 2 scents), but what really matters is what comes out of your alimentary canal.

It doesn’t matter how much you lift or what you eat or don’t eat. Doctors don’t tell you this because they would be out of a job if they did, but you would bepoove yourself (hehe) to make a daily journal of your stools and note any changes to color, consistency, or texture.

It sounds corny but the first sign of a health problem will be clear as crystal from your BMs

 

[Discus fish salesman]

@run and shoot

 

[mikeyk]

Thanks for the heads-up, man.. that's really helpful for those of us that don't play with our own shit just for fun (I'm looking at you, @nc0gnet0)

 

[nvanprooyen]

Bowel movement -> thread movement

 

[KittiesKorner]

Bowel movement -> thread movement

And yet you let Sparkles go on for pages in the Bears forum about how he isn’t fat any more? SMH!

 

[nvanprooyen]

And yet you let Sparkles go on for pages in the Bears forum about how he isn’t fat any more? SMH!

I only mod what I happen to see.

Did you miss the update where I don't give a **** anymore?

Does @Spartan need a ban? (assuming that's who you are talking about)

 

[KittiesKorner]

I only mod what I happen to see.

Did you miss the update where I don't give a **** anymore?

Does @Spartan need a ban? (assuming that's who you are talking about)

Yeah i got your dgaf memo but noticed you moved my thread in seconds, so got confused.

Anyway, on the mod topic, hope you’re okay @Urblock, we haven’t heard from you

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

A sound fecal policy is, "Better an early Van Gogh or Monet, than a late Pollock or Koons."

 

[KittiesKorner]

A sound fecal policy is, "Better an early Van Gogh or Monet, than a late Pollock or Koons."

Spoken like a true fecal conservative

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I only mod what I happen to see.

Did you miss the update where I don't give a **** anymore?

Does @Spartan need a ban? (assuming that's who you are talking about)

You should do your doody and undo all previous bans. Then, and only then, an you have a spiritual awakening.

 

[HeHateMe]

You should do your doody and undo all previous bans. Then, and only then, an you have a spiritual awakening.

All previous bans were auto-undone a few years ago.

THanks idiot.

 

[Aesopian]

Cam someone diagnose my poop? PM for picture.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

All previous bans were auto-undone a few years ago.

THanks idiot.

Gee, you're dumb and...............................................shitty.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Cam someone diagnose my poop? PM for picture.

That crazy, demonic, psycho cat lady, who started this and many other shitty threads, would like to play with your poop.

 

[HeHateMe]

That crazy, demonic, psycho cat lady, who started this and many other shitty threads, would like to play with your poop.

@nvanprooyen

 

[Warrior Spirit]

@nvanprooyen

such the cringe crybaby sissy.

 

[HeHateMe]

such the cringe crybaby sissy.

@thanksidiot

 

[KittiesKorner]

That crazy, demonic, psycho cat lady, who started this and many other shitty threads, would like to play with your poop.

go wank to gladiator for the 15 millionth time

 

[BBBF]

I have seen a lot of posters promoting keto this or intermittent fasting that or paleo the other (in the BEARS forum so I figured I would throw in my 2 scents), but what really matters is what comes out of your alimentary canal.

It doesn’t matter how much you lift or what you eat or don’t eat. Doctors don’t tell you this because they would be out of a job if they did, but you would bepoove yourself (hehe) to make a daily journal of your stools and note any changes to color, consistency, or texture.

It sounds corny but the first sign of a health problem will be clear as crystal from your BMs

What if my poo is corny?

 

[Warrior Spirit]

@thanksidiot

Sticks and stones can't even break my bones when thrown by your pansy ass so the words from a brainless retardo, like yourself, definitely don't hurt.