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'retardo' is even less of a thing than 'soppy pussy'
OT: Check Your Poo Before Your Poo Wrecks You (Non-FTO Permitted)
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For anyone that needs help, heres the bristol stool chart
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Should briSTOOL chart no? Also does not account for color
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@tardigrade my shit is the color of clay. Should I chase claypooling in my toiletbowl?
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was it your 32d turd and/or did you exchange it for another?
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No but I elected to trade chicken wings as my #1 favorite food and started eating more salad which is my #9 favorite food. In exchange I got a colonoscopy that showed a clean bill of health. I think I'll have the best year ever.
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Probably a good idea! Look up the history of maize as nutrition or lack thereof
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superbowels here we come
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Which means there better be no visible claypools in it
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If we all can get people to do their poo diligence on daily basis, we may see the mortality rate of our great country soar
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yes, see your primary poo provider if those are popping up
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have you ever considered that you aren't trying hard enough? You are its coach and the onus of the struggle is upon you
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I heard that straining makes you poop out a chris conte
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next time try for a major wright. Your doctor won't tell you this but pooing can be serious cardio
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When I was working out, I tried to get Gaines. Unfortunately I had an accident and that died.
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You stinker!
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For the record, you should be 3 or 4. 5-7 means you need more fiber, or are sick. 1-2, I forget.
Edit: I think it means you need more water
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I have been salad-loading so all my turds look like brown leaves with diced onions and walnuts