I've had 4 or 5, over due for another, supposed to start having them every 2 years which means every year sometimes. Is there a way you look heading into a colonoscopy?
I suppose those who didn't think about Desitin and have a bidet they could look like their anus is raw but I don't know if that's the same look.
Maybe if he's been crapping blood for 6 months thinking he has colon cancer waiting for the scope in the amazing no waiting US healthcare system he could have that look of impending doom which is exactly what I'd have if I was a QB heading to the Bears and I didn't have the clout to get them to rework the offense before I step on the field.
Honeymoon phase vs OMG, they're going to let me die out there phase?
People are actually going to freak out when Williams has an emotion that isn't happy?
Other than possibly McMahon, Williams is the only Bears QB I can think of who should be hopeful.
Maybe Orton but only because he was smart enough to drink heavily.