OT:Happy Fathers Day to all the dads..!

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Spoken like someone who's never been married. WHEN you do get a wife and she's in labor, you'll be holding her hand while she's screaming obscenities at you.

Just FYI, babies do not come out of the stomach... Cuz if they did... Well you know....different orifice.
Depends on the woman, obviously a woman can't control if she goes into labor naturally. But I can guarantee that if my wife went into labor and the Bears were playing any game, she would insist on having a TV with the game on in the delivery room.

She rescheduled my daughter's baptism because she accidentally scheduled it for Bears Packers. She pushed it back a couple weeks for the bye.

And if the woman chooses to have an epidural the actual delivery can be very relaxed and calm. Both of my kids births were rather peacful.

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Depends on the woman, obviously a woman can't control if she goes into labor naturally. But I can guarantee that if my wife went into labor and the Bears were playing any game, she would insist on having a TV with the game on in the delivery room.

She rescheduled my daughter's baptism because she accidentally scheduled it for Bears Packers. She pushed it back a couple weeks for the bye.

And if the woman chooses to have an epidural the actual delivery can be very relaxed and calm. Both of my kids births were rather peacful.

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I had the doc give me an epidural from the waist up on the last one. Only way to go.
 

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Wait what?

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Totally late on this, but happy fathers day to all of you internet badasses who make me laugh erry day.

Two sons. Love every inch of them. All glory to god.
 

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Totally late on this, but happy fathers day to all of you internet badasses who make me laugh erry day.

Two sons. Love every inch of them. All glory to god.


Late as well. Happy Father's Day to all the fathers. Proud father of two beautiful children. A son(15......ugh....teenagers......) and a daughter(8).

To my own dad, I love you.


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