OT: What's the Worst Song Ever?

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This is grotesquely off-topic and I apologize but I figured there have to be some fellow music lovers on this forum so I'm just interested in your opinion.

What is the absolute worst song ever?

What is the lamest song you've ever heard?
 

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Anything made by Soulja Boy, Gucci Man, Lil Wayne, and moslty any other dirty south rap
 

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any song from bjork. i hate her music with a passion.
 

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Nba2K10 has some real gems on the playlist.

There's a ton of horrible music out there but 1 song that always grates on my nerves is "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus. It's like listening to someone having their balls crushed while dragging their fingernails across a chalkboard. I get shivers just thinking about it.
 

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theCHI_Life84 wrote:
any song from bjork. i hate her music with a passion.

Bjork is nowhere near as bad as some other musicians out there. But then again I enjoy her music. Try listening to Yoko Ono, or better yet an album by Milla "Resident Evil" Jovovich. Eeeeech! :X
 

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bjork has no talent. sorry for bashing her, but the only thing she can do is hit "that note" which she does in every friggin song.
 

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theCHI_Life84 wrote:
bjork has no talent. sorry for bashing her, but the only thing she can do is hit "that note" which she does in every friggin song.

:laugh: No need to be sorry, everyone's entitled to their opinion. And I have ton of friends who absolutely hate her just like you do. It's definitely an acquired taste.
 

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On a sidenote: What are some horrible songs that are your guilty pleasure?

I have too many to list but I'll throw a few out there.

Never Never - The Assembly
Win in the End - Mark Safan (song during the final game in Teen Wolf)
Hey Leonardo - Blessed Union of Souls
Steal my Sunshine - Len

I could go on & on. LOL.
 

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Excluding crappy remix & dance versions (there's this dance version of Sweet Child of Mine they play all the time at the gym I go to that could drive anyone postal) I'd have to give my vote to Wonderwall. Uninspired, toneless drivel.
 

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"Only the Bulls" is terrible. I hated it the first time I heard it...and cringe when it is played.
 
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I'd like you all to do me a favor.

Listen to "Having My Baby" by Paul Anka.

As you listen, take a clothespin...stick it on your nose.
 

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thank you Adam Lambert cruise line.
 

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jsain360 wrote:
Anything made by Soulja Boy, Gucci Man, Lil Wayne, and moslty any other dirty south rap

Anything by Soulja Bou or Gucci Man but Wayne has some good songs.


What about "Ordinary Average Guy" by Joe Walsh? Seriously? Those lyrics were written by a 4 year old. I work at Walgreens and I'm constanly hearing this song!!
SOme of the lyrics:

"And Every Saturday we go in the yard. Pick up the Dog Do, hope that its hard.
Take out the garbage. Clean out the garage. My Friend's gotta Chrysler and I've gotta Dodge, We're just Ordinary Average Guys.."
:laugh:
 

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Anything by the band “the police” WORST GROUP EVER
 

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We Built this City by Starship
I hum that song when I drive into downtown Chicago but substitute “I” for “we”
.....I know......I’m a dork.
 

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