OT: What's the Worst Song Ever?

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Anything by Toby Keith, really gross pandering to moron rednecks. Anyone making a living on bragging about their patriotism is a scum bag, that loves the dollar more than the Country.
 

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The Go Cubs Go song.

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It's a terrible song that I love because it triggers Cubs haters so fucking hard.
 

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It's "mean old levee", because you know, it's about the levee. You dumb f***.

Just add to the exhaustive list of "Things Omelet is clueless about." Like thinking the House elected judges or that the minimum age for Presidents is 45.
 

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Just add to the exhaustive list of "Things Omelet is clueless about." Like thinking the House elected judges or that the minimum age for Presidents is 45.

All things you could look up in 10 seconds on google. He either has no problem being wrong about everything, or he can't use the google machine.
 

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Rolling Stone Magazine said that Zeppelin sucked at writing songs. They were right. They did a better job stealing music
 

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Anything by Toby Keith, really gross pandering to moron rednecks. Anyone making a living on bragging about their patriotism is a scum bag, that loves the dollar more than the Country.
You have to give him credit though. He pandered before pandering was cool. He is like thee OG Murica Panderer.
 

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After much serious thought, I nominate....

'We Are The World'

Probably the most musical talent ever to appear in one studio in one night and that was seriously the best you could do???
 

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Rolling Stone Magazine said that Zeppelin sucked at writing songs. They were right. They did a better job stealing music
Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?
 

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All things you could look up in 10 seconds on google. He either has no problem being wrong about everything, or he can't use the google machine.

Bit of a troll, too. Just doesn’t care if he is right or wrong.
 

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Okay maybe not the worst song ever but it irritates the hell out of me


This song was huge for awhile...probably because its main competition at the time was Crash Test Dummies or some other dreck. I remember there was Blind Melon pushback, because it came out that the lead singer would urinate on the crowd during concerts. Great act.
 

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How about John Mellencamp's "Jack & Diane" That son is laxative material for how much it irritates the crap out of me.
 

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