I had a friend that had a goat he kept as a pet in his back yard, that ****** was FAT. He would eat anything but he lived under a couple of orange and tangelo trees and I used to argue that he was already marinated from all the fruit he ate.
He would always try to fight with any adult, all posting up on his hind legs and trying to head butt you, but he wasn't that tough. He was super gentle with children and his favorite thing was popcorn, so whenever kids would come over my buddy would pop him some popcorn and let the kids feed him. One day there was a wind storm and it blew a few shingles off the roof into his area, that ****** started eating the shingles he got like 6 or 8 bites out of one shingle before we noticed and cleaned it up.