Peeing in the shower.

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Is it okay to sneeze... like ever?

FYI: Urine isn't sterile, but it is significantly cleaner than snot(wash your body/hair with any product using vaporous oils and don't have some snot come out, good luck). Plus, UTIs spread through a shower are significantly lower than spreading athletes foot. To which, how does one take preventive measures to combat athletes foot, especially in shared showers of any form? One easy way to help, you pee on your feet(combined with other good practices of course, not a cure though, sorry).

Now if you're signing your name on the walls with your piss, you're an asshole. But not a single person alive has showered in modern plumbing where someone has not expelled some bodily fluid. Heck, once the contractor puts in your tub, they will eat a tub of sour cream and 20 White Castle sliders then wash it down with a pitcher of PBR to test the seals.

Also saves water. IIRC, Brazil had some campaign to get people to pee while showering to save water instead of using the toilet. Urine is also used to clean and bleach fabrics, not as much today, but it used to be the main method with wool. But it's also a degreaser. So all that gummed up soap from showering gets a tiny bit of help too.

Pissing in the shower is just a fact of life, and saying you're against it, is similar to saying you're against eating foods that grow in dirt. It's the definition of ignorance.
 

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Always heard it was good for the feet to pee in the shower as it would kill fungus/germs. However, this year I grow two huge warts on one of my feet. Had to get professional help. No mas!
 

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Always heard it was good for the feet to pee in the shower as it would kill fungus/germs. However, this year I grow two huge warts on one of my feet. Had to get professional help. No mas!

The problem....shots and beer should be consumed prior, would have created wart free feet.
 

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You do realize that is a Kramer quote from Seinfeld, during the same scene tater posted a pic of.

[video=youtube;dOlGMPE68Bo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOlGMPE68Bo[/video]
 

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Wife's not a fan. So I don't tell her anymore when I pee in the shower.

You should tell her you're not a fan of her showering when it's her "special time".
 

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You do realize that is a Kramer quote from Seinfeld, during the same scene tater posted a pic of.

[video=youtube;dOlGMPE68Bo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOlGMPE68Bo[/video]

I do now.
 

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There are 2 types of people in this thread. Those that admit they do, and liars.

2 types of people:

People who piss in the shower
People who lie about pissing in the shower

6 posts back Axl, it's like you're not even trying.

Then BaBa thanks the second one but not the first.
 

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But what about peeing outside in your backyard? Nothing like doing that on a beautiful day with nice weather.

It's very freeing, as opposed to being in a cold bathroom with unnatural lighting.
 

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6 posts back Axl, it's like you're not even trying.

Then BaBa thanks the second one but not the first.

I frequently read threads backwards to front.

Also, why are you paying attention to who I thank? :cringe:
 

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To the people who don't piss in the shower, you're saying if you have to take a piss while in the shower, you get out of the fucking shower, drip all over the place, get chilly to just take a piss. I call BS And if you actually turn off the water, dry off, take a piss in the toilet, then go back in the shower, you're just a dumbass in general
 

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To the people who don't piss in the shower, you're saying if you have to take a piss while in the shower, you get out of the fucking shower, drip all over the place, get chilly to just take a piss. I call BS And if you actually turn off the water, dry off, take a piss in the toilet, then go back in the shower, you're just a dumbass in general
The worst is having to shit after a shower.
 

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Was at a ski resort back in the day with a bunch of friends, one asshole pissed on the coals in the sauna. not good
 

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