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Peeing in the shower.
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Problem #1. Being the solitary male in the household apparently means that I'm also the only person capable of picking up a plunger. So... if I don't do it, the toilet will stay clogged indefinitely.
Problem #2. My daughter was a reluctant pooper. I say "was" because she's pretty much outgrown the problem, but anybody that has ever raised a kid with RPS knows what I'm talking about. Pooping associated with embarrassment meant holding it in until the point of near exploding while waiting for the opportunity to drop dookie when nobody was paying attention. (i.e. after midnight when everybody is sleeping)
Hold it in long enough, and you get:
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Older house = 30" vanity height. Height is not an issue unless you are shorter than 5' tall.
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I grew up with grandparents that lived through the Great Depression.
Urine contains nitrogen (urea) and can be used as a hand/skin conditioner. Urine also has potassium and phosphorus which makes it an ideal fertilizer if diluted properly.
I'm not saying that I pee on my hands or tinkle in the garden... but hearing their stories about how nothing went to waste... even waste, kind of stuck with me to the point where pee just doesn't gross me out.
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Or even more simply.... if I got piss on me somehow.... the first place I would go.... is the shower.... to wash the piss off myself.
Waste water is waste water.... you are cleaning filth off yourself and sending the waste water to the sewer.
If pissing in the shower is a concern of yours, don't get in any shower anywhere in the world.... or any pool or lake or other body of water used for swimming.
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I've pissed in the shower 10+ times since my last post :yep:
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Starting and stopping 10 times in the same shower only counts as one.
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2.5 waffle stomps here. The 0.5 didn't actually require much stomping
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I've always assumed peeing in the shower is normal....
What I am more curious about, and I think is funny when done right, is peeing on your girlfriends leg or something when she isn't paying attention until its too late.... Haha I have a fucked up sense of humor, though...
What I am more curious about, and I think is funny when done right, is peeing on your girlfriends leg or something when she isn't paying attention until its too late.... Haha I have a fucked up sense of humor, though...
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My son and I were just in the shower together. We were both peeing but he was trying a little too hard to hit the top rack of our shower organizer and boinked out a tiny turd. Not one to miss any opportunity to bond with my little one, I managed to drop a little right next to his and we both tried this waffle stomp I’ve heard so much about. Ya know, that was so much more fun than I imagined. God, those father/son moments are something I’ll cherish the rest of my days. Can’t wait until the next one is old enough and it can be the three of us guys doing guy things like that all the time.
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You give her a "hey look" or "does the water temp feel different on your leg" :hi5:
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Waffle stompers unite
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Tater feeling lonely right about now.:crying:
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I’m taking orders for the club jackets and lapel pins
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I will poop in your sink for that remark!
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Hey, there’s no need for the hostility, we don’t want to turn into either of the d.c. political parties. There’s plenty of room in the club for everyone
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I have a 40 sq ft shower in my house.......I take advantage of that when I can......pee, but rarely