Pickup Line Thread

[sth]

I know a lot of guys on here have had trouble scoring with the ladies so I thought we could see what pick up lines people have used to get chicks. Also some funny lines that have no chance to work are ok if they are funny.

 

[R K]

"hey baby, if you and I were squirrels I'd bust my nut in your hole"

 

[bri]

Just because I have heard this twice this week.





"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

 

[R K]

"If your right leg is thanksgiving, and your left leg Christmas, l suggest we spread them and celebrate the Holidays."



"I like everyone bone in your body, especially mine".



"hey baby let's play Army, I'll lay down and you can blow me up"



"If you were a car door Id slam you all night long"



There are sooo many good ones....



Most of these come in several different phrases!

 

[Tater]

Hey, my post just got deleted.

????????





Edit: I see Bri deleted her post that I quoted.

I guess that could be why.

 

[bri]

Hey, my post just got deleted.

????????





Edit: I see Bri deleted her post that I quoted.

I guess that could be why.

I didn't delete anything? Post it again. I just put up the Flintstone one.

 

[bri]

"I have Skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?"

 

[R K]

That's a good one Bri!

 

[sth]

Now you can substitute any nationality for this. "Do you have a little Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?"

 

[dlrob315]

I'm so slow you could strip down butt naked and I still wouldn't know you are trying to give me some!



when you make em laugh, it opens many doors!

 

[Tater]

I didn't delete anything? Post it again. I just put up the Flintstone one.

Bah, my bad.

It was a different thread.

 

[bri]

(You grab their ass and say) "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"





"Your daddy must have been a baker cause you got a nice set of buns."

 

[Tater]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

 

[dlrob315]

Do fries come with that shake?

 

[bri]

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.



Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!



Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

 

[JOVE23]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

[dlrob315]

It must be jelly, cause jam don't shake that way!

 

[dlrob315]

When I die, do you know what I want to be when I come back? A thong!

 

[the canadian dream]

Wanna go halfers on a baby?

 

[klemmer]

As long as my face is around, you'll always have a place to sit



I put my contacts in with my tongue.