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It's been over forty years now since Flintstones were on prime time, Bri. What've you been trolling for Vietnam vets down at the VFW or something?
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It's been over forty years now since Flintstones were on prime time, Bri. What've you been trolling for Vietnam vets down at the VFW or something?
bri
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You know they are too young for me.
I didn't say they said it to me. I saw it on TV and then I heard some teenager, that probably saw the same show, use it on a teenage girl when I was at work.
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Are you from the moon because you are out of this world
Are those mirror pants because I can see myself in them.
Are those mirror pants because I can see myself in them.
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"You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!" (From a believer in the drink till she's hot philosophy.)
"Hey baby, you've got something on your butt, my eyes."
"This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine."
"Hey baby, you've got something on your butt, my eyes."
"This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine."
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"Those pants are pretty becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming too"
"You must wash your pants with windex, because I can really see myself in them"
"Let's go back to your place and do some math. Add some music, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply"
"You must wash your pants with windex, because I can really see myself in them"
"Let's go back to your place and do some math. Add some music, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply"
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If your left thigh was thanksgiving and your right thigh was christmas, could I come between the holidays?
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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Not really a pick up line, but here is a script of what occurred at a bar when i was completely hammered last year. Some girl just kept talking to me and wouldnt go away. She left after this:
Her: So, how old are you?
Me: 33.
Her: Really? How old do I look?
Me: 37?
Her: (pretty shocked) uuhhhhh, I'm 28.
Me: I'm going for accuracy, not flattery.
Her: So, how old are you?
Me: 33.
Her: Really? How old do I look?
Me: 37?
Her: (pretty shocked) uuhhhhh, I'm 28.
Me: I'm going for accuracy, not flattery.
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"What's your sign? Slippery when wet?"
they usually respond with "stop", "dead end" or "do not enter"
they usually respond with "stop", "dead end" or "do not enter"
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...this dick ain't gonna suck itself!
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"Could I stick my thumb up your ass while you blow me?"
Works every time.
Works every time.
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That's a nice beard Lady, are you pregnant or bloated?!
Works every time.
Works every time.
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Dude: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Chick: No.
Dude: Well can I?
Chick: No.
Dude: Well can I?