Porn Question

[SilenceS]

Had one. Not the weirdest thing I have experienced.

 

[ruprecht]

Had one. Not the weirdest thing I have experienced.

Care to dive deep on that?

 

[Omeletpants]

Ever banged a midget?

Does a short Lesbian count?

 

[xer0h0ur]

I remember reading a study that the vast majority of the time these women "squirt" they are actually peeing on you. So no. Don't ever want a squirter.

 

[SERE Bear]

A couple over the years. The first was when I was young (21)and hooked up with an older (30ish) woman as her girlfriend watched. Her girlfriend gave me a warning as I got her excited “ carefull she makes a mess”. As my hookup girl screamed a spray of water went up my forearm to the elbow. I had no idea WTF just happened but was turned on. The turn on was that she was so out of her mind organismic at that moment, if it was pee so be it either way she had lost control of herself due to my actions. Pretty fucking awesome.

I have slept with 150 women in my life and none squirted

See above, got to get a woman excited first. No suprise that you haven’t.

Had one. Not the weirdest thing I have experienced.

Same.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

A couple over the years. The first was when I was young (21)and hooked up with an older (30ish) woman as her girlfriend watched. Her girlfriend gave me a warning as I got her excited “ carefull she makes a mess”. As my hookup girl screamed a spray of water went up my forearm to the elbow. I had no idea WTF just happened but was turned on. The turn on was that she was so out of her mind organismic at that moment, if it was pee so be it either way she had lost control of herself due to my actions. Pretty fucking awesome.





See above, got to get a woman excited first. No suprise that you haven’t.





Same.

It's pee, the girl is having such a great O she loses control and her bladder lets loose. Some dogs will get excited and pee all over.

 

[Omeletpants]

See above, got to get a woman excited first. No suprise that you haven’t.

Ouch!

 

[SERE Bear]

It's pee, the girl is having such a great O she loses control and her bladder lets loose. Some dogs will get excited and pee all over.

Whatever, i take it as a compliment or applause for my effort. I aint very squeamish.

 

[ruprecht]

A couple over the years. The first was when I was young (21)and hooked up with an older (30ish) woman as her girlfriend watched. Her girlfriend gave me a warning as I got her excited “ carefull she makes a mess”. As my hookup girl screamed a spray of water went up my forearm to the elbow. I had no idea WTF just happened but was turned on. The turn on was that she was so out of her mind organismic at that moment, if it was pee so be it either way she had lost control of herself due to my actions. Pretty fucking awesome.



See above, got to get a woman excited first. No suprise that you haven’t.





Same.

Excellent contribution SB

 

[ruprecht]

Does a short Lesbian count?

I got a handjob from a bona fide midget gal once. Unfortunately for her, eye level was spooge level.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

I got a handjob from a bona fide midget gal once. Unfortunately for her, eye level was spooge level.

Curious if you offered up something to wipe it off?

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Whatever, i take it as a compliment or applause for my effort. I aint very squeamish.

Wasn't trying to knock your experience bro. It wouldn't bother me at all if I had a squirter.

 

[SilenceS]

I remember reading a study that the vast majority of the time these women "squirt" they are actually peeing on you. So no. Don't ever want a squirter.

Done that, not the weirdest thing I have done.

 

[SERE Bear]

IMHO there’s a huge difference between having a woman cop a squat over top of you to Pee or drop a deuce Vrs a woman losing control of her bodily functions due to the thows of a powerful orgasm. No thanks to the first, but I’m fine with the second.

 

[BNB]

I never had a squirter.

I also heard that it was actually piss.

 

[ruprecht]

Curious if you offered up something to wipe it off?

No Spunky, I did not. Pretty sure I ran faster than her stumpy legs could handle

 

[Bigfoot]

Ever banged a midget?

I used to go to the strip club when the midgets would perform. Damn funniest thing I ever seen

 

[ruprecht]

I used to go to the strip club when the midgets would perform. Damn funniest thing I ever seen

That sounds awesome

 

[Burque]

I remember reading a study that the vast majority of the time these women "squirt" they are actually peeing on you. So no. Don't ever want a squirter.

You don't want a squirter, you just want someone to pee on you?

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[remydat]

I never had a squirter.

I also heard that it was actually piss.

The shit you see in porn is diluted urine ie comes from the bladder. Female ejaculation is thicker and comes from the equivalent of their prostate gland.