Post Milestone Thread

[CODE_BLUE56]

i should get to 10k before thanksgiving ends especially on this coke run

 

[BigP50]

im almost at 6K

 

[Jntg4]

100 post day for me!

 

[DewsSox79]

im almost at 6K

holy ass! you are at 6k! damn.

 

[tbo41fan]

Im also almost at 6k

 

[cubsneedmiracle]

Im also almost at 6k

If we could keep the "other sites" thread going for a week ill easily get to 7k

 

[Jntg4]

CNM, bring some more mods to be pwned. jk

 

[Jntg4]

3.4K. YES! Now for 3.5K!

 

[Jntg4]

3,600 posts.

 

[Jntg4]

3,800

 

[Jntg4]

I'd like to see that.

 

[cubsneedmiracle]

I should get 400 by tonight.

 

[Capt. Serious]

who the hell did you quote?

 

[waldo7239117]

who the hell did you quote?

The post was deleted, but it was more of spam. It said guest.

 

[Crystallas]

The secret to post milestones.
Chapter One
The CHS/Joey Method:​

Learn how to include genitalia in every post. For example, if two sports teams make a trade for said players, try to make it known that your dick is somehow related.
Within one week, you're post count will surpass the number of Mexican's crossing the border each day.

Chapter Two
The JoeHawks Method:​

Lean how to play it "real" and find every negative about your home team. Deconstruct your sentences and eliminate the complexities that make a conversation respectful to the opposing views of the forum. Simple and short posts will make you more efficient at reaching your next posting milestone.
Use the following example to complete your thoughts: _________ sucks.
Combined with the CHS method, you will exceed the daily wattage consumed in Las Vegas.

Chapter Three
The Lefty Method:​

The single most efficient method of hiking your post milestones, would be to use the least amount of effort possible. In most arguments, you will find disagreements. Both parties could very well have made a clear and logical point to the topic on hand.
During the times where you have paddled up a poor argument to share your point, and get burned by the opposition, feel free to quote the poster and use nothing more than the facepalm or rolleyes Smiley. The secret is not the smiley, but the quote, which makes the post look much longer and constructed, than it is.
Using the quote and mote will help you reach the 1k post count, quicker than waldo's drive-thru times at McDonald's.

Final Chapter​

Combining All Methods for Maximum Posting:​

When combining all of the secret methods to posting milestones, your final result should read as follows;

My Huge Cawk sucks.

 

[Gator29]

Omg!! I'm senior member now.

 

[derosabomb]

The secret to post milestones.
Chapter One
The CHS/Joey Method:​

Learn how to include genitalia in every post. For example, if two sports teams make a trade for said players, try to make it known that your dick is somehow related.
Within one week, you're post count will surpass the number of Mexican's crossing the border each day.

Chapter Two
The JoeHawks Method:​

Lean how to play it "real" and find every negative about your home team. Deconstruct your sentences and eliminate the complexities that make a conversation respectful to the opposing views of the forum. Simple and short posts will make you more efficient at reaching your next posting milestone.
Use the following example to complete your thoughts: _________ sucks.
Combined with the CHS method, you will exceed the daily wattage consumed in Las Vegas.

Chapter Three
The Lefty Method:​

The single most efficient method of hiking your post milestones, would be to use the least amount of effort possible. In most arguments, you will find disagreements. Both parties could very well have made a clear and logical point to the topic on hand.
During the times where you have paddled up a poor argument to share your point, and get burned by the opposition, feel free to quote the poster and use nothing more than the facepalm or rolleyes Smiley. The secret is not the smiley, but the quote, which makes the post look much longer and constructed, than it is.
Using the quote and mote will help you reach the 1k post count, quicker than waldo's drive-thru times at McDonald's.

Final Chapter​

Combining All Methods for Maximum Posting:​

When combining all of the secret methods to posting milestones, your final result should read as follows;

:lmao:

perfect.

 

[Jntg4]

4,000 posts

 

[IvyPickin87]

The secret to post milestones.
Chapter One
The CHS/Joey Method:​

Learn how to include genitalia in every post. For example, if two sports teams make a trade for said players, try to make it known that your dick is somehow related.
Within one week, you're post count will surpass the number of Mexican's crossing the border each day.

Chapter Two
The JoeHawks Method:​

Lean how to play it "real" and find every negative about your home team. Deconstruct your sentences and eliminate the complexities that make a conversation respectful to the opposing views of the forum. Simple and short posts will make you more efficient at reaching your next posting milestone.
Use the following example to complete your thoughts: _________ sucks.
Combined with the CHS method, you will exceed the daily wattage consumed in Las Vegas.

Chapter Three
The Lefty Method:​

The single most efficient method of hiking your post milestones, would be to use the least amount of effort possible. In most arguments, you will find disagreements. Both parties could very well have made a clear and logical point to the topic on hand.
During the times where you have paddled up a poor argument to share your point, and get burned by the opposition, feel free to quote the poster and use nothing more than the facepalm or rolleyes Smiley. The secret is not the smiley, but the quote, which makes the post look much longer and constructed, than it is.
Using the quote and mote will help you reach the 1k post count, quicker than waldo's drive-thru times at McDonald's.

Final Chapter​

Combining All Methods for Maximum Posting:​

When combining all of the secret methods to posting milestones, your final result should read as follows;

im crying im laughing so hard :rolling::clap:

 

[tribeTILLiDIE]

20 posts.

It's been an amazing 6 months fellas and I've met so many amazing people along the way. I'd like to thank Rush first and foremost. And then PK. And then Derosa and of course how could you forget JoeCocks.

Thank you all, and I guarantee there'll be another 20 posts in the next 6 months.