POWER RANKINGS: Thanksgiving Edition

[number51]

Anyone ever eaten chicken in can?
They even have little whole chickens in a can. freaking gross.

Also, I am not talking about chicken in a can for chicken salad but rather the entire chicken in a can.

Fresh green beans in that dish always have the texture of spider legs.

Fresh tastes 100% better than that mushy canned shit. I have no point of reference on spider legs, but it's okay for veggies to have a crunch.

 

[MDB111™]

Fresh tastes 100% better than that mushy canned shit. I have no point of reference on spider legs, but it's okay for veggies to have a crunch.

That gif is equally hot and terrifying

 

[Burque]

1. Turkey
2. Gravy(yes heathens, it is its own food dish)
3.stuffing
4. cranberry(the real ones, stewed)
5. mashed potato
6. green beans
7. Rabbit in gravy
8. turtle dove
9. duck
10. the Bears

Actual ranks.

1. Mashed potatoes AND gravy
2. Pecan pie
3. Dark meat turkey
4. Hors d'oeuvres
5. Cranberry sauce (No canned jelly please)
6. Rolls
7. Stuffing
8. Booze
9. Green bean thingy
10. The red chile sauce

 

[Burque]

Fresh tastes 100% better than that mushy canned shit. I have no point of reference on spider legs, but it's okay for veggies to have a crunch.

I 100% Agree that fresh green beans are better. The masses seem to prefer trash, canned beans though.

 

[DC]

****, just read the rest of this thread and I'm so hungry.

 

[Tater]

I 100% Agree that fresh green beans are better. The masses seem to prefer trash, canned beans though.

What makes the canned beans so much less stringy?

 

[Scoot26]

The bourbon.

 

[nvanprooyen]

I 100% Agree that fresh green beans are better. The masses seem to prefer trash, canned beans though.

I've been wanting to try out fresh in the recipe I posted earlier, but always forget to do a dry run. I know what I already make is good, and I don't want to **** something up on Thanksgiving without testing it out first.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Turkey blows.

 

[modo]

We smoked the turkey on our pellet grill and I have to say it was the best looking and most tastiest I've ever had.

 

[number51]

I've been wanting to try out fresh in the recipe I posted earlier, but always forget to do a dry run. I know what I already make is good, and I don't want to **** something up on Thanksgiving without testing it out first.

100% never try a new recipe on Thanksgiving. The two big differences are 1. the texture, fresh has a crunch and is not mushy like baby food, some people don't like the extra texture. 2. Flavor, fresh tastes better, no one will argue that.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I got fucking hammered yesterday

 

[MDB111™]

I got fucking hammered yesterday

What did you in?

 

[TL1961]

Important question- Raisins in the stuffing or no?

Eeewwwwwww!!

 

[airtime143]

What makes the canned beans so much less stringy?

Had the conversation with someone yesterday- apparently if you boil the **** out of fresh they are less stringy.

... but I still prefer the trashy canned green beans.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Honorable mention - Leftover turkey sandwiches.

 

[MDB111™]

Eeewwwwwww!!

seriously, what kind of person adds raisins to any meal?

 

[Burque]

I got fucking hammered yesterday

I failed to even catch a good Thanksgiving buzz..... Sad. I know. I did however get black Friday blackout drunk.

 

[MDB111™]

I failed to even catch a good Thanksgiving buzz..... Sad. I know. I did however get black Friday blackout drunk.

What did you in?
Since @HawkBear apparently died of alcohol poisoning after his post

 

[Burque]

What did you in?
Since @HawkBear apparently died of alcohol poisoning after his post

Alcohol got me.