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I don't need to. He will, anyway. I'm going to wear my zubaz to the conference and bring a 12-pack of Keystone Light.
I don't need to. He will, anyway. I'm going to wear my zubaz to the conference and bring a 12-pack of Keystone Light.
So I consider myself a pretty solid employee where I work. I have my complaints but I do my job well. So anyway, we have this new guy who is just frothing at the mouth to do "new and exciting things" in the department, probably prove his worth, and is subtly trying to upstage the rest of us who have been there a while. That's all par for the course.
But he pitched the idea we all go to a conference this coming weekend. 3 days, 8-5, Friday to Sunday. Our boss, mercifully, said no. So he went over her head. And the big boss said yes. Now we all have to go and I have no weekend to look forward to. Is it wrong for me to hate him?
I don't need to. He will, anyway. I'm going to wear my zubaz to the conference and bring a 12-pack of Keystone Light.
.. And you didn't bring up Nashville or Austin."What's the next phase of disruptive innovation?" "do you like da boss and tubin'? BEER O' CLOCK"
in 7th grade some kid dumped like half a bottle of visine in our teacher's coffee. at first he said he'd only do a simple pour but he dumped like half the bottle. so the class was like "oh shit man a half bottle can kill her." We were like 12 so we didn't know what it could do we just knew it said call poison control if drinken. so she was absent for the next 3 days. we all thought she died. turned out to be just a bad case of the runs.No, you should hate him and spike his coffee with visine. Him going above the boss's head means that your boss should provide the visine.
HTH
So I consider myself a pretty solid employee where I work. I have my complaints but I do my job well. So anyway, we have this new guy who is just frothing at the mouth to do "new and exciting things" in the department, probably prove his worth, and is subtly trying to upstage the rest of us who have been there a while. That's all par for the course.
But he pitched the idea we all go to a conference this coming weekend. 3 days, 8-5, Friday to Sunday. Our boss, mercifully, said no. So he went over her head. And the big boss said yes. Now we all have to go and I have no weekend to look forward to. Is it wrong for me to hate him?
finally you are catching on
bro I was wearing my zubaz when your dadbro was listening to "tunnel of love"