Rihanna to perform at Superbowl

[Aesopian]

Rihanna to Perform at Super Bowl Halftime (Published 2022)

The singer’s highly anticipated return to the stage will include the first halftime show under the N.F.L.’s new sponsorship deal with Apple Music.

www.nytimes.com

I'm excited for some reason.

 

[Username]

Not impressed.

 

[Speed]

Big yawn for me.

Beer me up Scotty.

 

[Mighty Joe Young]

I guess the Superbowl Halftime show is now like Dancing with the Stars? Celebrations of washed up has beens of yesteryear?

 

[Aesopian]

I guess the Superbowl Halftime show is now like Dancing with the Stars? Celebrations of washed up has beens of yesteryear?

She's worth 1.4 billion, hardly say she's washed.

 

[Bust]

She's worth 1.4 billion, hardly say she's washed.

she's had great hits in her prime. autotune mic will be in overdrive this go around tho.

the one that doesn't need <tech help> is this HAWT BABE. WOW!

 

[Mighty Joe Young]

She's worth 1.4 billion, hardly say she's washed.

She's no longer as big as she once was in terms of popularity and cultural relevance.

That's what I was speaking to.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I guess the Superbowl Halftime show is now like Dancing with the Stars? Celebrations of washed up has beens of yesteryear?

Yikes. In a history of bad takes this is one of your “better” ones.

 

[Mighty Joe Young]

Yikes. In a history of bad takes this is one of your “better” ones.

You are in no position to judge anyone's takes on this board.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

She's no longer as big as she once was in terms of popularity and cultural relevance.

That's what I was speaking to.

Sure

 

[Discus fish salesman]

I guess the Superbowl Halftime show is now like Dancing with the Stars? Celebrations of washed up has beens of yesteryear?

 

[Raskolnikov]

Taylor Swift too?

We gonna get some alien torture sex for sure.

Win for me.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Not gonna act like I’m a huge fan and know all her songs or anything…. But she’s always had one of my favorite voices. Girl can sing without a doubt

Sadly most of the acts I’d most want to see are dead or soon to be there these days.

 

[RubberBanMan]

I have never cared about the halftime show

 

[Heidenlarm]

I'm just waiting for a CID halftime show. @tardigrade am I right?

 

[Icculus]

If I am not working during the game, that will be a Vaseline appointment time. Since the NFL will never invite Metallica, Guns N Roses, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Anthrax, Scorpions, or Judas Priest to perform at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, this stroke session will be the next best thing.

 

[Bust]

I have never cared about the halftime show

depends on what music you grew up listening too. That said !@!!!!!WOW!!!!!!!!

 

[didshereallysaythat]

I have never cared about the halftime show

Me either. They almost never have music artists that I could give a rats ass playing.

And it's not just about cultural relevance on who is chosen. There are always political and audience ramifications involved. If it was just about relevance, we would be seeing guys like Toby Keith, Luke Bryan, and Garth Brooks. I can admit that and I hate country music. But they sell out stadiums like it's the superbowl. Dave Matthews or Radiohead if we want to switch to more rock oriented genre. And Metallica might outsell all of them but ofcourse they would never have a metal act play.

They have to find someone who can make a pop music that will draw in 14 year old girls while simultaneously showing some skin to attract 45 year old virgins that don't know how to look up porn while also making a political statement to attract 45 year old progressive suburban women who are mad at the world because their husbands don't want to fuck their fat ass anymore.

 

[Sevendaymelee]

Yay! Another pop star, lip-syncing to a CD track. Just what we all need!

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Me either. They almost never have music artists that I could give a rats ass playing.

And it's not just about cultural relevance on who is chosen. There are always political and audience ramifications involved. If it was just about relevance, we would be seeing guys like Toby Keith, Luke Bryan, and Garth Brooks. I can admit that and I hate country music. But they sell out stadiums like it's the superbowl. Dave Matthews or Radiohead if we want to switch to more rock oriented genre. And Metallica might outsell all of them but ofcourse they would never have a metal act play.

They have to find someone who can make a pop music that will draw in 14 year old girls while simultaneously showing some skin to attract 45 year old virgins that don't know how to look up porn while also making a political statement to attract 45 year old progressive suburban women who are mad at the world because their husbands don't want to fuck their fat ass anymore.

Lots to unpack here. ?