Rules Of The Road

[didshereallysaythat]

There was this lady the other day that pulled into the right turn lane from the gas station at the right corner and then she wanted to get to the left turn lane and she blocked the right turn lane for an entire light cycle. I was so pissed.

 

[Penny Traitor]

Just hear Tim Allen in ur head going "Come enjoy some Pure Michigan" and then yell "**** U TIM ALLEN AND **** UR DUM CUKE DRIVERS"

True Story.

I was dating this girl that had moved to Chicago from Pontiac, Michigan. We were walking up the street to my place while I was going on about how much I have always hated Michigan drivers and she is doing her best to defend her home state.

We then walk by a car that tried to park on the street, but 2/3 of the car was over the curb and on the grass.

She says, "See...you have dumb **** drivers too!"

Then I point at the Michigan plates on the car and it was never a discussion again.

 

[Mr. Cub]

Yesterday I pull up behind this car at a light, needing to turn right. He also has blinker on, so I'm like cool, little traffic, when are you going to turn? They sat at the red light with blinker on and didn't actually go until the light turned green. I was like the **** is this?

 

[Ares]

True Story.

I was dating this girl that had moved to Chicago from Pontiac, Michigan. We were walking up the street to my place while I was going on about how much I have always hated Michigan drivers and she is doing her best to defend her home state.

We then walk by a car that tried to park on the street, but 2/3 of the car was over the curb and on the grass.

She says, "See...you have dumb **** drivers too!"

Then I point at the Michigan plates on the car and it was never a discussion again.

Pure Michigan....

 

[Milky]

Pure Michigan....

I live in Pure Michigan. Tim Allen is a fucking liar. Most of Detroit/Flint/Pontiac etc… are far from pure. There are a lot of nice places to visit but the above definitely taints the water.


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[Ares]

I live in Pure Michigan. Tim Allen is a fucking liar. Most of Detroit/Flint/Pontiac etc… are far from pure. There are a lot of nice places to visit but the above definitely taints the water.


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Then you can speak to Michigan driving on expressways/tollways....

Explain nao!

 

[Tater]

Or the people who are constantly tapping their brakes. That drives me nuts, especially on the expressway.

I've always assumed that it caused by them needing to drive with both feet, and their left rests on the brake pedal. The morons probably wonder why they need new brake pads every 6 months.

 

[ursamajor]

Don't buy like Tarzan if you're going to drive like Jane, you prissy ****!

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[BestBearsFan]

As a person who drives 1200 miles week for my job, **** pretty much everyone! If one more person in the left turn lane changes their mind and tries to merge to the right I swear I will get out and beat them to a pulp. Happens at least three times a week.

I could put together a complete series on Youtube from my dashcam footage.

 

[Penny Traitor]

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I think that comment was more literary allegory than misogyny, but keep trying there kiddo!

 

[ruprecht]

I think we can all agree that road head is an acceptable distraction

 

[CallMeYams]

I always hate the people who DONT have enough time to make a right turn into traffic and basically cut you off, but they don't accelerate fast, they just coast at 25. Like no if you're going to cut me off I want you going 0-60 in 2.2 seconds

 

[ijustposthere]

As a person who drives 1200 miles week for my job, **** pretty much everyone! If one more person in the left turn lane changes their mind and tries to merge to the right I swear I will get out and beat them to a pulp. Happens at least three times a week.

I could put together a complete series on Youtube from my dashcam footage.

**** dude, I thought 450 was too much.

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[AuCN]

I would feel bad for all of your driving plights. But I am in Peru right now narrowly avoiding death at each intersection. The road is everyone's playground. Do as ya like.

Once I get back to "rules of the road", I will join in your fury.

 

[ursamajor]

I think that comment was more literary allegory than misogyny, but keep trying there kiddo!

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[brett05]

How about motorcycle drivers who feel the rules of the road don't apply to them. Even better, the three lanes of traffic is just for cars, motorcycles can make extra lanes for themselves between the lanes of cars.

Start Seeing Motorcyles...how about Start Reading Rules of the Road?

 

[brett05]

I would feel bad for all of your driving plights. But I am in Peru right now narrowly avoiding death at each intersection. The road is everyone's playground. Do as ya like.

Once I get back to "rules of the road", I will join in your fury.

Had that in Sri Lanka too. Three lanes of traffic one way is at least 6 lanes with no one to issue traffic tickets. Funny thing, in America you can't go two or three miles without a McDonalds. In Sri Lanka, you can't go 200 yards without a front end repair shop.

 

[didshereallysaythat]

How about motorcycle drivers who feel the rules of the road don't apply to them. Even better, the three lanes of traffic is just for cars, motorcycles can make extra lanes for themselves between the lanes of cars.

Start Seeing Motorcyles...how about Start Reading Rules of the Road?

I once saw a motorcycle weaving through traffic on the highway and then a minute later a motorcycle cop comes flying between cars and caught his ass. Bet he didn't see that one coming.

 

[Ares]

How about motorcycle drivers who feel the rules of the road don't apply to them. Even better, the three lanes of traffic is just for cars, motorcycles can make extra lanes for themselves between the lanes of cars.

Start Seeing Motorcyles...how about Start Reading Rules of the Road?

Hey, something we agree on 100%.

People on motorcycles are just too bad ass for rules brett

 

[truthbedamned]

How about motorcycle drivers who feel the rules of the road don't apply to them. Even better, the three lanes of traffic is just for cars, motorcycles can make extra lanes for themselves between the lanes of cars.

Start Seeing Motorcyles...how about Start Reading Rules of the Road?

That is called lane splitting and is legal in California. Gotta wear a fucking helmet but it is perfectly ok to split the lane of rush hour traffic between cars.

P.S. Most motorcycle drivers I know are scared to shit of cars. Except those fucking idiots driving the crotch rockets at 90MPH doing wheelies down the freeweay. Hope they ALL FUCKING CRASH AND DIE!

And yes. I have a motorcycle. A very fucking loud one so all the cars know I am coming.