Russell Wilson divorce

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I think the more logical explanation is that he realized he's Russell fucking Wilson, Superbowl champ, and could throw loose change out his window and strike 50 broads who'd gladly suck his dick.. If his current wife is really his high school sweat heart he's probably bored to fucking death with her, likely nags him about everything and only gives it up once a month. Smart move on his part. Drop that ***** before your big payday and enjoy your new money and fame however the **** you want.
 

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Ben Roethlisberger thought similar...didn't really work out for him that way, though.

"I'm Ben Roethlisberger! Ladies, get in line to suck my dick. The line forms at the left..."

Minor correction: his actual quote was "all you bitches take my shots".
 

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I knew Russ during his brief time in Madison....dude is not ***.
 

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The first time Wilson's ever been in the news where he hasn't been so obviously a better man than you.

Finally!
 

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The first time Wilson's ever been in the news where he hasn't been so obviously a better man than you.

Finally!

He's perfect I agree. Hard not to love that guy.
 

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Was this your attempt at some sort of partially-aborted Meatball-savant haiku?

Oh fat ears the closet door is open , go ahead and wave your flag

Fat ears is autocorrect by the way, but amusing nonetheless

It was sarcasm , I thought I made that clear but forgot to use the green font I guess
 

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Oh fat ears the closet door is open , go ahead and wave your flag

You've found me out you super-sleuth you! My poor wife will be heartbroken when I tell her the news.

Fat ears is autocorrect by the way, but amusing nonetheless

I imgine that if you're the mental equivalent of a goldfish it is quite amusing.

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Tell me, how exactly does one 'manufacture' gays? Do you use the old 32nm manufacturing process or the new 22nm process? I hear the 22nm greatly reduces heat buildup, meaning your gays can be all the more flaming before endangering their delicate components. What do you predict the market pricepoint will be?
 

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Michael Sam probably won't approve of this thread.
 

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Nothing is any better then what you already have at home

Lovers are 20% of what you have at home. I'll keep my lovely wife and take 100% of her.


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You've found me out you super-sleuth you! My poor wife will be heartbroken when I tell her the news.



I imgine that if you're the mental equivalent of a goldfish it is quite amusing.





Tell me, how exactly does one 'manufacture' gays? Do you use the old 32nm manufacturing process or the new 22nm process? I hear the 22nm greatly reduces heat buildup, meaning your gays can be all the more flaming before endangering their delicate components. What do you predict the market pricepoint will be?


Personally, I'd ask Aaron Rodgers:)
 

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not a chance

lmao the comments in that link are asinine..black women are hypocrites..black woman in a relationship with a white man nobody bats an eye..black man smiles at a white woman everyone loses their mind and grab the lynching robe
Never read the article but gave as an example of celebs dating practices. Didn't really understand what her being white had to do with anything so decided to turn the table. It's individual preferences. Clippers owner and a certain cattle rancher approve of your post.
 

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