Salads

[-Cago34-]

hbk- if you want your wife to give you a drunken bj this weekend then **** all the other suggestions posted, and make this one. Fer serious

Watermelon Feta Salad

Ingredients:
-4 ounces of crumbled feta cheese
-2 pounds of watermelon diced into big bite-sized chunks
-8 ounces of grape tomatoes
-3 tablespoons of olive oil
-2 teaspoons of white balsamic vinegar
-half teaspoon of kosher salt
-3 cups of arugula greens(about 5 ounces)
-1 cup of red onion sliced

Preparation
-cut tomatoes in half
-cut watermelon into big bite-sized pieces

Steps
Step 1- Whisk oil, vinegar, and salt to blend in a small bowl then set aside.
Step 2- Place arugula, onions, and tomatoes in salad bowl.
Step 3- Add vinaigrette; toss to coat. Add feta cheese and watermelon. Serve.
Step 4- tell your wife to go put some chapstick on and get ready, bro!

Don't add the dressing until your ready to serve it, the vinegar wilts the arugula to much if you add it and don't eat it right away.

 

[Run the ball]

I doubt a salad would buy me a BJ, but that looks pretty delicious.

 

[Run the ball]

My wife makes a broccoli salad with onions, dried cranberries, sunflower seeds and dressing. It's pretty darn good!

 

[Hbkrusso]

hbk- if you want your wife to give you a drunken bj this weekend then **** all the other suggestions posted, and make this one. Fer serious

Watermelon Feta Salad

Ingredients:
-4 ounces of crumbled feta cheese
-2 pounds of watermelon diced into big bite-sized chunks
-8 ounces of grape tomatoes
-3 tablespoons of olive oil
-2 teaspoons of white balsamic vinegar
-half teaspoon of kosher salt
-3 cups of arugula greens(about 5 ounces)
-1 cup of red onion sliced

Preparation
-cut tomatoes in half
-cut watermelon into big bite-sized pieces

Steps
Step 1- Whisk oil, vinegar, and salt to blend in a small bowl then set aside.
Step 2- Place arugula, onions, and tomatoes in salad bowl.
Step 3- Add vinaigrette; toss to coat. Add feta cheese and watermelon. Serve.
Step 4- tell your wife to go put some chapstick on and get ready, bro!

Don't add the dressing until your ready to serve it, the vinegar wilts the arugula to much if you add it and don't eat it right away.

sounds awesome but she hates watermelon

 

[-Cago34-]

sounds awesome but she hates watermelon

well **** you then, suck your own dick

 

[Hbkrusso]

if I could do that Id throw her ass out

 

[FirstTimer]

My wife makes a broccoli salad with onions, dried cranberries, sunflower seeds and dressing. It's pretty darn good!

She also makes a great tossed salad.

 

[ShiftyDevil]

sounds awesome but she hates watermelon

...I've never met, nor heard of anyone, who doesn't like Watermelon.

 

[R_Mac_1]

...I've never met, nor heard of anyone, who doesn't like Watermelon.

Raises hand.

I like watermelon flavored candy, though.

 

[FirstTimer]

...I've never met, nor heard of anyone, who doesn't like Watermelon.

As a kid I hated it. Like it now.

 

[Iwritecode]

I ate watermelon as a kid but it was never one of my favorite foods. I haven’t had it in years and don’t really miss it.

I also hate watermelon-flavored candy.


As for salads, a friend of mine makes a taco salad that somehow involves western dressing and Doritos. I don’t like it but a lot of my family does.

 

[SilenceS]

I ate watermelon as a kid but it was never one of my favorite foods. I haven’t had it in years and don’t really miss it.

I also hate watermelon-flavored candy.


As for salads, a friend of mine makes a taco salad that somehow involves western dressing and Doritos. I don’t like it but a lot of my family does.

I like watermelon flavored candy and hate watermelon. Im a rebel bitches. But, true story!

:X

 

[Crystallas]

Watermelon is good. Seeded watermelon and cantaloupe all day. Seedless is okay, but the flavor drops significantly.

 

[brett05]

Watermelon is good. Seeded watermelon and cantaloupe all day. Seedless is okay, but the flavor drops significantly.

Smaller window but just as good imo