Send Positive Thoughts And Words Of Encouragement To Whiteevo

Tater

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So you get to look at your dong for a few weeks. Neat.





Stop looking at things and get better.



Jako used to be an Opthamologist, so you know this is excellent, detailed medical advise he is sharing here.
 

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Don't worry. I won't let anyone try to usurp your command. You will always be Lord of the Pikachu.
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At least now he can't see you staring at his dong for weeks.



I have to describe it to you, and in your own words, in glorious, magnificent, and sexy detail.



Why you won't let me just take a picture of it I will never know. And can I put on my pants when I describe it to you?
 

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Stock up on the audio books. I'd go stir crazy after a day not bewing able to do anything but rest with your head down like that. Get well soon.
 

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haha, thread wasn't necessary but the positive thoughts are appreciated!



i got all this equipment delivered to my house last night.



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i have to keep my face pointed at the ground 24/7 for a few weeks. and do literally nothing, not even read. ****.



today is my last day of internet for a while....i don't know how i'll get by, haha.



Doesn't Jacko have a contraption similar to that you could have borrowed?
 

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Im interested in the science behind making you look down for a few weeks.



Can the wife give you a handy J or is that a no go?
 

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No, his is a swing, mostly leather, and pulling the roof down.



There is also a sprocket and chain system, like a bicycle, that is conected to a planetary gear system hooked up to a dildo.
 

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That distills goatloads. Get better soon!
 

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That is better than having to red TCD's posts lol. Getter better soon!
 

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There is also a sprocket and chain system, like a bicycle, that is conected to a planetary gear system hooked up to a dildo.
HAHAH I don't know how we got here exactly, but this is truley hilarious to read. I hope Whiteevo got a chance. I'm sure it would cheer him up! Hope the surgery went well, anyone know?
 

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How dare u fucks derail my sympathy thread with this filth.



Had a sweet surgery last wednesday. I have to keep my face down cause of a bubble in my eye that floats up to hold my retina against some other part of my eye while it seals up or something.



Eye doesnt really work yet but i have a bad ass eye guard that makes people nervous in public. Go to doc thursday to see what i have to do next.



Havent read been on internet in a week. Feel dead inside. Ambien cant get me to sleep & im bored out of my mind but other than that life is great.
 

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Thanks for keeping us posted on your recovery.
 

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Keep up the good spirit man!
 

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Hhahaahhhahhahaha, I got a ad at the bottom of the page for computer glasses! "protect your eyes, looks great, all styles!"





Glad you sound in good spirits, especially with sleeping pills. Some of those can really **** you up and the dreams can get freaky!
 

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All the best buddy. I did not see this until today.
 

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