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I think it would make a great reality show.
Shaq has a new girlfriend
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I think it would make a great reality show.
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She could fit in one leg of his shorts.
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Wow Big Hands, Big Feet! ?????????????????????????????
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Forget about TSD. That would be a snatch destroyer there.
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Which would be okay in this case.. if it were growing out of his knee cap. She can clean out his belly button lint while snogging him.
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Hey at least she doesn't have to bend over while bathing little Shaq with her mouth.
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He's way too tatted.
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I am either envious or in shock....I swear she looks photoshopped.
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I don't understand what is happening there!!!
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Envious cause you wish you were her? I'm sure someone could photoshop you in? You've either been at sea too long or spent too much time with PMX and TCD. And you know you asked for that after that Burrows comment.
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I knooooooow right?
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Too bad Jen Arnold is married. She'd be perfect for you guys at 3'2". And she's a doctor.
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WOW I walked into that one!!! lol.
Honestly though I am not sure if it is heterosexuality. Shaq is starting to look more and more like a big black woman every day.
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I am really wondering about how you look at men. I think around yuo I need to stand with my back to the wall
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I would **** a little person. A dwarf. A midget, whichever is the non offensive one.
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Midgets are small but otherwise well proportioned. I heard somewhere that Shaq's girlfriend there is 5'2" which is close to average height for an American adult woman.
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Maybe her lady parts are like the T.A.R.D.I.S. on Doctor Who.