Shaq has a new girlfriend

[bri]

Midgets are small but otherwise well proportioned. I heard somewhere that Shaq's girlfriend there is 5'2" which is close to average height for an American adult woman.

I'm 5'2" and I think she looks shorter than that. He is 7'1" which would just make him under 2 feet taller than her. He looks like he's at least 2 and half feet taller than her on that picture.

 

[bri]

I would **** a little person. A dwarf. A midget, whichever is the non offensive one.

That is very progressive and open minded of you. You are always up for an adventure or a challenge.

 

[jakobeast]

That is very progressive and open minded of you. You are always up for an adventure or a challenge.

No, it's not that. My dong would look huge in one of their hands.

 

[bri]

No, it's not that. My dong would look huge in one of their hands.

I thought Ymono was your petite little nugget. He doesn't seem very tall.

 

[sth]

I thought Ymono was your petite little nugget. He doesn't seem very tall.

So what your saying is their dongs look huge in each others hands?

 

[bri]

So what your saying is their dongs look huge in each others hands?

No, I try not to think of their hoohoos. I like Ymono for his big brain and Jako for his bigger than life personality.

 

[sth]

No, I try not to think of their hoohoos. I like Ymono for his big brain and Jako for his bigger than life personality.

I wish I didn't bring it up no I'm thinking about them. You don't think of my hoohoo do you?

 

[bri]

I wish I didn't bring it up no I'm thinking about them. You don't think of my hoohoo do you?

Gee Hun, as tempting as that sounds, no. It is too much for me to handle.

 

[CaveMan]

No, it's not that. My dong would look huge in one of their hands.

That whole perception thing gives confidence a huge boost.

 

[JOVE23]

Maybe her lady parts are like the T.A.R.D.I.S. on Doctor Who.

Speaking of Dr. Who, I would love to show Karen Gillan my TARDIS.

 

[Bringmepie]

Speaking of Dr. Who, I would love to show Karen Gillan my TARDIS.

Your TARD IS bigger on the inside than it appears on the outside as well?

 

[WC Jerome]

I definitely ain't mad at him!!! More power to ya, Shaq-Fu!!

 

[JOVE23]

Your TARD IS bigger on the inside than it appears on the outside as well?

I CAN COUNT TO POTATO