Shave & a Haircut.....for jakobeast

[Ymono37]

[quote name="IceHogsFan"]Are you crazy? With that mane?[/quote]

I would recommend an industrial-sized vat of Nair.

 

[jakobeast]

[quote name="Ymono37"]

I would recommend an industrial-sized vat of Nair.[/quote]



Only if I get the happy ending at the end.

 

[BeastKeeper]

As of right now we still don't have a stylist/hairdresser to fix up the mess we will make of jakobeast. So plans are still pending.

 

[LordKOTL]

Is there any way you can chop his mop into a mullet first for pics?

 

[canucklehead]

[quote name="LordKOTL"]Is there any way you can chop his mop into a mullet first for pics?[/quote]

I agree, top and sides should be scheduled for first cuttings. The back should be last, and cutters should have to pay a premium for the cuttings after the picture intermission.

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]As of right now we still don't have a stylist/hairdresser to fix up the mess we will make of jakobeast. So plans are still pending.[/quote]

Have you checked with gothimsome's lady?

 

[IceHogsFan]

[quote name="Ymono37"]

Have you checked with gothimsome's lady?[/quote]



Good idea but I believe she is more makeup then hair.



Makeup is not going to help in this particular instance!

 

[bierboy]

A :violence-chainsaw: would be my recommendation of cutting device...

 

[winos5]

Thought these might be helpful for ya





[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKBMNdtjppI[/youtube]



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCXl39fgmKg[/youtube]



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oWe0Y7YT34[/youtube]

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="IceHogsFan"]Good idea but I believe she is more makeup then hair.



Makeup is not going to help in this particular instance![/quote]



First, makeup definitely couldn't hurt.



And I think last I checked she did hair, too... I dunno. If gothimsome came to this site more instead of e-bombing my phone with 4 Square updates to Twitter, maybe we'd know.

 

[Tater]

Is it safe to assume that Ymono has already claimed the pubic area?

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="Tater"]Is it safe to assume that Ymono has already claimed the pubic area?[/quote]

I was saving those for you, Tater.



I'd bring a hazmat suit... or four. Anyone have a Geiger Counter?

 

[Tater]

[quote name="Ymono37"]

I was saving those for you, Tater.



I'd bring a hazmat suit... or four. Anyone have a Geiger Counter?[/quote]



It's starting to sound like this would require someone licensed and bonded with full government clearance.

 

[mill500]

[quote name="IceHogsFan"]



Good idea but I believe she is more makeup then hair.



Makeup is not going to help in this particular instance![/quote]



Ya think it really matters? It is Jako...

 

[BeastKeeper]

Alright kiddies...it's looking like Jakobeast will deal with looking like he went through the wood chipper for a day or so until we can get him to an actual barber/stylist.

Have to confirm with my mom that the location is still ok and we will set a time. It will be informal and afterwards we can go to a local eatery/bar/pub as we are close to the Schaumburg area.

 

[Tater]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]Alright kiddies...it's looking like Jakobeast will deal with looking like he went through the wood chipper for a day or so until we can get him to an actual barber/stylist.

Have to confirm with my mom that the location is still ok and we will set a time. It will be informal and afterwards we can go to a local eatery/bar/pub as we are close to the Schaumburg area.[/quote]



Keep us posted when it is confirmed with the date/time.

 

[winos5]

Have you considered a web cast?

 

[BeastKeeper]

Dear IHN:



Upon further discussion, lack of time to plan and insufficent location - Jakobeast & I have decided that it would be best for him to go to a salon to have his hair cut. We did further investigating with Locks of Love and they have requirements for acceptable hair donations. The last thing we want is for his hair to not be acceptable to the organization.



There will still be video and pictures taken. The salon we will be going to is in Gurnee if anyone really wants to make the trek up there - it will also still take place sometime on Saturday.



Jakobeast and I appreciate the support for his hair donation. This will be the 2nd time in 8 years he will be donating 10+ inches of hair.



Thanks to all of you and the Hawks for winning the cup.



Jako & Megan

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]Dear IHN:



Upon further discussion, lack of time to plan and insufficent location - Jakobeast & I have decided that it would be best for him to go to a salon to have his hair cut. We did further investigating with Locks of Love and they have requirements for acceptable hair donations. The last thing we want is for his hair to not be acceptable to the organization.



There will still be video and pictures taken. The salon we will be going to is in Gurnee if anyone really wants to make the trek up there - it will also still take place sometime on Saturday.



Jakobeast and I appreciate the support for his hair donation. This will be the 2nd time in 8 years he will be donating 10+ inches of hair.



Thanks to all of you and the Hawks for winning the cup.



Jako & Megan[/quote]

No worries folks, I'll bring my Flip camera and make sure this lives on for posterity and mostly hilarity.

 

[jakobeast]

It is done.



Now, do I save my look for the convention, or do I post pics here and now?



I will say this, I don't like it. But the Hawks won the Cup, and held up their end of the deal, so I went through with mine.