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Well 8 more months until you no longer have privacy ?4 months.
Well 8 more months until you no longer have privacy ?4 months.
@bearmick The CHITlord
I will have u kno that I only CHITted 2WICE today. The 1st one was before work hours and lasted ruffly 10-15 mins as I was catching up on TMZ and Twitter news.
The 2nd one was shortly after lunch (turkey sam from Panera) which I kept to 5 mins.
Thx and don't rat me out 2 my boss.
Panera sams do get chitted out pretty quickly but that's really really quick bro.
Oh what I actually CHITted out was my morning egg wrap (after lunch)... had a very distinct smell so I know that was it.
LMAO, I do this as well. I hate shitting after a shower. I get one big one in the morning and I'm generally good until the next day. Also, I try to not use public shitters. So disgusting.The only time I'll try to force it is if I'm running late in the morning and I need to get in the shower and I haven't gone yet. Shitting after a shower is gross so I do whatever I can to get the order right. Thankfully my insides seem to wake up shortly after I do and I generally go before I need to shower.
Shit, shower, coffee. That's the order I'm shooting for.
Anyone who uses porta johns on the reg is likely immune to something as weak as the rona.LOL at this thread. That said, I can't relate to most of it, as I largely use porta johns.
I mean, I'll piss in them. I'd rather shit in the woods tho.LOL at this thread. That said, I can't relate to most of it, as I largely use porta johns.
LMAO. No. I had a book or magazine at all times.Speaking of this, for you long shitters out there in CCS land...
Before cell phones were so ubiquitous and capable, did you ever find yourself reading literally anything in arms reach? For example, I would readily grab a bottle of hand soap and read all of the marketing messages, flip it over and literally read the full ingredient list as one example. Literally would read anything I could get my hands on.
You're a hero. I think I've taken a shit in a porta john like 2 times in my life. Once was at Horde Fest in Austin 1996. I was tripping on shrooms for the first time, fresh out of boot camp, and Rusted Root was jamming in the background while I was doing my business. What a weekend that was...LOL at this thread. That said, I can't relate to most of it, as I largely use porta johns.
As a kid, I used to always bring something in the can: Archie comics, Mad magazine, anything, and yes, I read all the ingredients of whatever was in reach if I forgot a magazine of some kind...?Speaking of this, for you long shitters out there in CCS land...
Before cell phones were so ubiquitous and capable, did you ever find yourself reading anything in arms reach? For example, I would readily grab a bottle of hand soap and read all of the marketing messages, flip it over and read the full ingredient list as one example. Literally would read anything I could get my hands on.
I mean, having something to read was always the plan. But I'd ready anything I could get my hands on if necessary.As a kid, I used to always bring something in the can: Archie comics, Mad magazine, anything, and yes, I read all the ingredients of whatever was in reach if I forgot a magazine of some kind...?
You're a hero. I think I've taken a shit in a porta john like 2 times in my life. Once was at Horde Fest in Austin 1996. I was tripping on shrooms for the first time, fresh out of boot camp, and Rusted Root was jamming in the background while I was doing my business. What a weekend that was...
Speaking of this, for you long shitters out there in CCS land...
Before cell phones were so ubiquitous and capable, did you ever find yourself reading anything in arms reach? For example, I would readily grab a bottle of hand soap and read all of the marketing messages, flip it over and read the full ingredient list as one example. Literally would read anything I could get my hands on.
Yes. I did this the few years prior to having a smart phone.Speaking of this, for you long shitters out there in CCS land...
Before cell phones were so ubiquitous and capable, did you ever find yourself reading anything in arms reach? For example, I would readily grab a bottle of hand soap and read all of the marketing messages, flip it over and read the full ingredient list as one example. Literally would read anything I could get my hands on.