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NeverDieEasy

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Damn! Sig almost got me to click on his Johnson takes a shot at Flus thread. But fortunately I recently increased the trigger pressure required to click my mouse ;)

Anyhow.... This is a fun game to play. I've been playing for over a year now and my longest streak is only 3 months. Since this is a cold, slow time of the football season for fans of 28 NFL teams I thought y'all might want to try your luck at not opening the JSig clickbait threadheaders.

I respect self-identifiers😜 so if you wish to play, just post the last date you opened a JSig thread and identify the JSig title that sucked you in. I will try to keep a running ranking of each players current streak. I'll start below:

JSig's SUCKER LIST: Last update: 1/22/2025 1853EST
Poster ............................................... Post ..................................................................... Date Opened ................ STREAK (Days)
Never Die Easy -........."Marcus Freeman appears interested in Baers Job" ............. 1/17/25 .............................. 5
cwcwcwcw1 -.............." Bears All-Pro defender named as cap casualty" ................... 1/21/25 .............................. 1

Feel free to share your immediate reaction when opening a JSig sucker post. Mine was like:
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I think y'all will enjoy it.
 
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Anytime23

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I'll be honest, i win at mostly everything but not opening J-Sizzle's articles is a game i know i will lose every single time. I wake up in the morning and the two things i do before having a nice cup of coffee is
1. Take a piss
2. Pray to God there is a new @JordanSigler column to read

And after i read it I have the Sigler app where i leave a review on every column. I send his work to all of my closest friends and then we get together and discuss over beers.

I'll gladly be the loser in this game because every single time i click on that link.... I know I already won.
 
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I usually open the articles multiple times because I learn something each time I re read it. You should just read the articles and not got triggered by the titles
 
NeverDieEasy

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SugarWalls said:
I usually open the articles multiple times because I learn something each time I re read it. You should just read the articles and not got triggered by the titles
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I only use triggers on one product and it's not by this board, "articles" (hilarious), or specific posters. 1737588374379.png

You don't have to play.
 

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NeverDieEasy said:
Yeah, but can you honestly say you don't see a topic title and click the link before looking at the OP?

Tell the truth now....😉
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I did click on a few links by accident, and learned to check the source.
 
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Anytime23 said:
I'll gladly be the loser in this game because every single time i click on that link.... I know I already won.
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Just chiming in to remind you that you are the greatest poster in the history of the fine website.

....and then there's......
LIBlue said:
He stated that his goal is to garner clicks, not to produce stories with journalistic integrity.
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Journalistic integrity???

LMAO

What year are you still living in because it ain't 2025!
 

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1st) ignore feature on forum, 2nd) if the title looks siglerish it's sigler
 
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NeverDieEasy said:
Yeah, but can you honestly say you don't see a topic title and click the link before looking at the OP?

Tell the truth now....😉
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The answer is yes. I put that journalistic hack on ignore long ago. Him and Daniel. I just make it a point never to read ANY articles posted on this site. That way I make sure I don't open any of his hogwash.

Great for traffic huh @Rush
 
Anytime23

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Penny Traitor said:
Just chiming in to remind you that you are the greatest poster in the history of the fine website.

....and then there's......


Journalistic integrity???

LMAO

What year are you still living in because it ain't 2025!
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Thank you brother. Just trying to play my part in keeping this wasteland alive.
 
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NeverDieEasy said:
Damn! Sig almost got me to click on his Johnson takes a shot at Flus thread. But fortunately I recently increased the trigger pressure required to click my mouse ;)

Anyhow.... This is a fun game to play. I've been playing for over a year now and my longest streak is only 3 months. Since this is a cold, slow time of the football season for fans of 28 NFL teams I thought y'all might want to try your luck at not opening the JSig clickbait threadheaders.

I respect self-identifiers😜 so if you wish to play, just post the last date you opened a JSig thread and identify the JSig title that sucked you in. I will try to keep a running ranking of each players current streak. I'll start below:

JSig's SUCKER LIST: Last update: 1/22/2025 1853EST
Poster ............................................... Post ..................................................................... Date Opened ................ STREAK (Days)
Never Die Easy -........."Marcus Freeman appears interested in Baers Job" ............. 1/17/25 .............................. 5
cwcwcwcw1 -.............." Bears All-Pro defender named as cap casualty" ................... 1/21/25 .............................. 1

Feel free to share your immediate reaction when opening a JSig sucker post. Mine was like:
View attachment 43244

I think y'all will enjoy it.
Click to expand...
Why would you increase trigger pressure? Don’t do that. We're all going to have a ND every once in a while and open one of those “articles”, that can’t be helped. You just gotta be strong
 
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If it weren't for J Sizz, I'd of split a long time ago.
 
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