I hear you are demanding a 2,000% increase in triangle solos.... is this true?
Nah, percussionists already have too many perks as it is (they get paid their standard rate X each instrument they use during a performance [so, that auxiliary percussionist playing the triangle twice during the concert, then whacking an occasional gong, then hitting a pile of wood with a giant mallet {see gif} is getting paid three times his regular pay for that event]). Plus, they get to whack shit with giant mallets...
Seriously, Mahler must have been laughing his ass off as he drunkenly wrote "brief and mighty, but dull in resonance and with a non-metallic character," on a music score concerning the use of a massive hammer...
