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Anyone ever have to deal with these bastards? One has been terrorizing my yard for the last couple of weeks, he/she has dugout a hole underneath my AC unit and a house extension. Anyways I've got a trap, I've been using peanut better and bread for bait, I've caught 2 birds and a squirrel so far, but "Pepe" seems to avoid it. He's been digging holes all over my lawn looking for grubs and shit too, so this morning I sprinkled chilli powder and cayenne pepper all over my lawn and that hole(his house) of his.


Any ideas .... No I can't pull out a gun and shoot him, I live in a city.
 
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I told my mother in-law that it was lamb, she thought it was delicious ;)
 
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Run the ball said:
Anyone ever have to deal with these bastards? One has been terrorizing my yard for the last couple of weeks, he/she has dugout a hole underneath my AC unit and a house extension. Anyways I've got a trap, I've been using peanut better and bread for bait, I've caught 2 birds and a squirrel so far, but "Pepe" seems to avoid it. He's been digging holes all over my lawn looking for grubs and shit too, so this morning I sprinkled chilli powder and cayenne pepper all over my lawn and that hole(his house) of his.


Any ideas .... No I can't pull out a gun and shoot him, I live in a city.
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Fashion a 2-liter bottle silencer onto a .22 and shoot his stank ass. People will think it's a firecracker if they think anything at all. Or you could just ask you neighbors if they are cool with you popping a cap in his ass. I did that with my neighbors when it was discovered that an elderly shut-in had 8 racoons living under his back porch. I killed every last one of them (they were rabid) and my neighbors just watched in awe. I used a .22 revolver and no cops were called. Just don't rapid fire or someone might think it's a drive-by.
 
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That's awesome if it's legit. What RTB said and the pic he posted...
 
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Yeah, I can't see my wife letting me do something like that HHM. Sounds like fun and all, but I doubt it :lol:
 
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HeHateMe said:
Fashion a 2-liter bottle silencer onto a .22 and shoot his stank ass. People will think it's a firecracker if they think anything at all. Or you could just ask you neighbors if they are cool with you popping a cap in his ass. I did that with my neighbors when it was discovered that an elderly shut-in had 8 racoons living under his back porch. I killed every last one of them (they were rabid) and my neighbors just watched in awe. I used a .22 revolver and no cops were called. Just don't rapid fire or someone might think it's a drive-by.
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You are a commando
 
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Also, since you know where he love, you could take a propane tank for grilling and put the hose down his hole and gas him. We did that to a fox hole and just buried whatever was left down there at our farm. Do canucks have any concept of Yankee ingenuity?
 
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Also, since you know where he love, you could take a propane tank for grilling and put the hose down his hole and gas him. We did that to a fox hole and just buried whatever was left down there at our farm. Do canucks have any concept of Yankee ingenuity?
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We don't have your imagination, that's for sure.
 
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Did your wife give you permission to kill this thing yet? If you got grubs in your lawn and you don't get rid of it soon, you might have to re-sod. That's gonna suck.
 
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Killing is an art around here. Join the times.
 
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Did your wife give you permission to kill this thing yet? If you got grubs in your lawn and you don't get rid of it soon, you might have to re-sod. That's gonna suck.
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The grubs are my priority at the moment as my lawn is almost ruined.
 
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my dog get hits by a skunk once every other year..useless animal..shoot it
 
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